"according to the game manual, you can press shift to commit seppeku. I don't know what that means but it sounds awesome!" Lets see if you think it's awesome after i make you stab a katana through your eye socket...
I drive at the posted speed limit. i kill nobody. And then cops rear end me near the radar so i get a ticket, kill hitchhikers, run over countless construction workers. I get killed by cops because i lightly bumped a cop car to keep him from killing himself hitting road spikes. I get felony when cops get killed by their own mines. These cops are retarded. The only reason i get felony is because cops kill themselves and each other with their own reckless driving. Merica?
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