zach314159

I give good advice. (at least according to so many people I’ve lost count. and that includes both adults and teens.) Ask me for advice. Make me feel useful.

[also plz don’t use he/him pronouns for me. i use they/them. it is actually grammatically correct and has been for centuries]

I keep almost jumping in front of bart trains. And sometimes I’ll fill my bathtub and just sit there looking at it and trying to decide whether i want to actually drown myself.

Started with Half Life when I was 13.

I’m a writer and editor. Recently won a silver key award in the regional levels of the Scholastic art and writing competition for a collection of poems called Welsh though to be honest i prefer to write prose fiction, personal essays, and screenplays.

I am a human teddy bear. I am literally one of the most affectionate people you will ever meet. I’m cuddly as hell. I love hugs. I haven’t had my first kiss yet but thats because of anxiety on my part (ive had a number of chances and by that i mean that the other person wanted to). I’ve had sex once. It’s impossible to tmi me. I’m highly empathic. I care a lot about others, especially my friends. I am often very kind and compassionate. However, don’t fuck with me. I almost became a black belt in aikido (high school forced me to stop before i was old enough to become one). I have also trained in Krav Maga and I have good aim with 9mm semiautomatic hand guns (though my favorite is the FN 57 which is chambered in a smaller caliber but is better imo).

I have Major Depression, PTSD, and ADD so thats fun.