For all of you people asking about how it should be put on the featured page, let me just tell you something. Look at the date it is added. Yeah, that's right, its TODAY (4/30/11)
I mean, like, come on people, use your brains. The game though, is FRIGGIN AWESOME.
When i first started playing, watching the turtorial, i saw on the top-right corner that the objective was 'Defeat enemy hero.' To me, that made no sense. WHO GETS TO RIDE A GIANT MONKEY MINION THINGIE! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, ME!
And they call themselves a here. Pffh
Wow, this actually a pretty good game. Quite addictive, actually. There's a lot of potential in this game, though. When you get better at coding and such, and if you update it, this might actually be on the front page. 5/5
Who knew you get a headshot by throwing a grenade at a moth? This game is amazing, truly. At first, i was content with throwing rocks aimlessly at hundreds of bugs, but then the game breaks out with some amazing and awesome guns and bugs. This game truly deserves 5 stars.
I love how on level five, i haven't done anything, and traffic starts jamming up, everything is exploding. The sucking thing is thiough, that it doesn't count for me. Once a bank is broken, i dont think you can break it anymore.
I'd understand if you were just practicing your game making skill and decided to put it on Kongregate, that'd be understandable, but if you mean to make this into a real game, it wont work. It'd be nice if you could keep on increasing the size, or if you could change the color, or add music, or maybe you can pause using your keyboard, .... i could go on and on, but, and im really sorry to say this, this game sucks. 2/5 (out of sympathy)
Teacher: John, it is time for your presentation on dinosaurs.
John: Okay, first the worst dinosaur of them all is the Trex who can shoot lasers from his eyes, and was created from a radioactive meteor that hit another dinosaur. Also the lasers can destroy the meteors that was made by the cursor, or 'player', that can make meteors and planets, and stuff. Also, there were ufos in the past.
Teacher: What the hell does ufos have to do with dinosaurs?
John: Shut up. So anyway the player can use the ufo to attack stuff. And also the player destroyed the evil zoo that didnt really look evil because he wanted to free the animals, but then he decided that he doesnt like animals so he destroyed them too. AND the player created a really big meteor, like 200 miles long or somethin, and he shot it at the dinosaurs but then one dinosaur still lived and, th-
Teacher: ....Okay, I see. Now where did you get your sources from.
It IS kinda obvious that MALOR is the bad guy, he said 'Press Up and you will be transported to your home.' Anyone with knowledge of the 4th wall is EVIL.
And about the ending, when i first played it, you might as well facepalmed me in the face for me being so stupid. I thought i could just run down there quickly enough to go slap him in the face. I tried on the same file that maybe i could go the guy about the 10 souls and get another ending, but the developer was too smart for me.
OMG this is like the BEST GAME EVER. I mean look at the graphics, the story, the highly detailed weapons, armor, and characters. The quests are unique, unlike other games, that tell you to defeat things and stuff. And don't even get me started on the gameplay. The battle system is unlike anything i have ever seen before, the puzzles are hard, yet addictive, and with tons of different modes, this game is AWESOME. THUMBS DOWN IF YOU AGREE.
THUMBS UP IF YOU DISAGREE (recommended