I had to work very very hard to beat your scores xD i was always thinking... ok... i must be like about 0.4 seconds off perfect overall time and then you go and beat me again!! =0 and then i find i can somehow still get the times down if i look really carefully at each level ;) except on the harder levels... alot more variance in my final times each time i play =/ I've actually made tables in excel to note down my best times and calculate what my scores should be =P (yes, its sad I know xD)
jeronimo has hacked the game or cheated in some way =( the best time i can see easy mode being completed is 29.6 seconds... but he's completed it all in 10.8 according to his score =( i hate it when people ruin things like that...
i agree with sage, I can't believe how many people are downrating this game because of the controls!!! they're *not* complicated, and *not* random/wrong in any way, they just might take a while to get fully used to. If you are thinking the controls are bad... stand still for a sec, hold the mouse button down somewhere, drag it somewhere else, and hold that position. Notice the crosshair and where the arrow is pointing? Now let go of the mouse button and see what happens... Now try the same, but move somewhere inbetween holding the mouse button down and letting it go... see? it makes sense
pole vault *is* possible. Just use "R" as soon as you see yourself going into the gears or blade, and you will eventually get it. Just make sure you set up a cusioner on the other side =P
the update is too late for me seeing as though i already have that first hard badge.... but it's still very good that you responded to user feedback and went ahead with updating it =) people... really gotta stop complaining about not being able to skip animations... and things about the oven.... it would ruin the game if things were made easier!!! and the way it is keeps it more realistic
through playing it a bit more... (and getting all the highscores for the moment =P), I've found a few glitches like anomalies forcing you *through* the ground, on random occassions =/ but apart from that, an awesome game like i said before =)
moomoomoomoo, if the game isnt working for you, then just leave rating it, because the rating is ment to be portraying what people think of the game. I think its pretty good =)
I think this is a great game, but here are some suggestions for improvement (only my opinion):
-star customers leave bigger tips
-to put ingredient on pizza: click ingredient to select, then click on pizza where you want it, and click more times on the pizza to put on more of the same ingredient, as opposed to dragging the same ingredient each time.
-the button for scrapping the pizza at the end being in a different position for finishing the pizza.
lol 5/5 just for you attained 1 seed of torment
you lost 1 soul lmao XD really funny stuff in there. As some ppl have said, it could do with more choice etc, and "parsing" (i think thats the word?), but apart from that, I liked it =)
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