This one was playable. Dark Base 1 was ragequit central, and I could play this. Like, a Starship Troopers 3 kind of play it, but nonetheless....
Anyhow. Dude, the character narration was really tacky and the music hurt. 3 out of 5.
Flashlight is totally worthless on or off, the enemies hurt you by touching you, rather than attacking, 3 weapons, and randomly spawning huge waves of bad guys are for games with some sight involved. If I can't see them in total darkness, I think the bad guys shouldn't be able to see me in the same light.
Generous 2 out of 5.
Pretty sexy game you've got here. My only REAL problem is the lack of up and down movement and the finicky controls. During the boss fight, I noticed that when I'd run up old-dude's arm, I'd occasionally jump off of it, which was frustrating. Or I'd be fighting some small fry and end up jumping over into the middle of them just to get my ass killed. I loved it, though. Can't wait for Act 2.
I noticed a few nods to Fallout 3 in this game. I know it.
This is one of the goofier games I've played, but I remembered Zombies Took My Daughter, so I thought, "Hey, why the hell not?"