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Epic Battle Fantasy

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Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: -5

>myfacewhen tentacle rape.

Trollface Launch

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Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: -3

Literally FFFFUUUUUUU--'d at the Super Upgrade. Successful troll is successful all because of me. feelsbadman.jpg.

ZitS: the Saviour - Act 1

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Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

I could have done without the generic heavy metal loop I heard every 12 seconds.

Thing-Thing Arena 2

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

Dude. Ultimate would be no problem if not for those stupid-ass teeny-tiny Stinky Beans. They get right where you can't see them and rape you.

DJManiax

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Jan. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

It's a fun game but a lot of the nonsense in the background can get notes lost because they're difficult to see.

DJManiax

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Jan. 22, 2011

Rating: -2

After Cirno's Perfect Math Class I felt the need to punch a baby and do something manly to get that failure out of my system.

Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

Alright, so we're not just playing a total rip off of Rock Band and Guitar Hero, here. It's got frost power and uses a keyboard and everything!

Doodle Devil

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Jan. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

Sex + Beast is not beastiality. Go for it!

Doodle Devil

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Jan. 01, 2011

Rating: 17

Suffering + Knowledge does not = school.

Wings of Genesis

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: -1

I'm not usually a graphics kinda man, but I was facepalming when I saw the graphics, and then facedesking when the dialogue hit.

Marry Justin Bieber

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Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 1

I flagged it as inappropriate. If animals are unfit to see me and Justin Beiber kissing, then nobody is. OP is a faggot.

DarkBase2 - the Hive

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 1

This one was playable. Dark Base 1 was ragequit central, and I could play this. Like, a Starship Troopers 3 kind of play it, but nonetheless.... Anyhow. Dude, the character narration was really tacky and the music hurt. 3 out of 5.

DarkBase: incubation

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

Flashlight is totally worthless on or off, the enemies hurt you by touching you, rather than attacking, 3 weapons, and randomly spawning huge waves of bad guys are for games with some sight involved. If I can't see them in total darkness, I think the bad guys shouldn't be able to see me in the same light. Generous 2 out of 5.

DarkBase RTS

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

Just started, but I like Ole' Westwood Studios. Command and Conquer at it's finest, then. I'll give this a chance.

Echoes: Operation Stranglehold

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Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: 3

Pretty sexy game you've got here. My only REAL problem is the lack of up and down movement and the finicky controls. During the boss fight, I noticed that when I'd run up old-dude's arm, I'd occasionally jump off of it, which was frustrating. Or I'd be fighting some small fry and end up jumping over into the middle of them just to get my ass killed. I loved it, though. Can't wait for Act 2.

Deadly Neighbours

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

I noticed a few nods to Fallout 3 in this game. I know it. This is one of the goofier games I've played, but I remembered Zombies Took My Daughter, so I thought, "Hey, why the hell not?"

Ghost Hacker

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

The music reminds me of Timesplitters: Future Perfect for some reason.

Aztec God Game

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 2

Holy tits, anyone remember Dungeon Keeper?

Bloody Sunset

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -3

Here's an idea. When cloning a good game, make it better. This is amazingly boring.

TDP4 Team Battle

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Nov. 01, 2010

Rating: 1

So... fairly boring to be honest. +1 gold per kill is sort of BS. Fast-paced action, if you're not being spawn-killed. 3/5

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