zeaga

Hey! I’m Zeaga. I’m mainly known for moderating /r/gmod and /r/TTT, as well as running CrimePanda TTT with my partner.

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ChamomileEss: Selena, are you fond of hamster orgies?

SelenaB1: what the **** is wrong with u

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Falt: Hamster orgies.

Lolmobile: …

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Falt: I am proud of my back.

Falt: Never has it failed me before, never has it snapped under teh pressure of imaginary problems.

Lolmobile: Oookkkk….

zeaga: Falt, I love you.

zeaga: Just letting you know.

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zeaga: stands up; raises pointed finger in air

zeaga: PASTAAAAA!!!!

Lolmobile: stare

zeaga: sits down; hums Italian anthem

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zeaga: EVERYONE! SMILEY WAR!

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Lolmobile: I am a crack dealer that drives a hippy van

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itzythegothgirl: A kitty is a koneko….I am Koneko.

meleking: ^

hola365: ^

zeaga: ^

NuclearNukes: A pussy, in short.

NuclearNukes: :P

zeaga: ^

Ultrachao: i see what you did there

zeaga: XD

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da23niel3: who plays everybody edits

zeaga: Me sometimes

hola365: Everybody edits?

hola365: Shouldn’t it read something like everybody’s my toy/slave/pet?

da23niel3: no

zeaga: I wish everybody could edit that message.

hola365: La la la la la la la la la~!

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FlyingAgorian: Theory: The guy in Epic Combo works for the company that shoots turtles from cannons.

zeaga: Fact: The turtles are actually tortoises in disguise.

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zeaga: Yay, break time.

zeaga: I’m going to play something.

FlyingAgorian: You broke time?!

zeaga: No, I’m telling you to.

FlyingAgorian: You want me to cause the end of time.

FlyingAgorian: Good thing I have that basil, then…

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guapo13058: I have free time

guapo13058: Lol like a lot

guapo13058: And I also don’t have homework so

FlyingAgorian: Well what a coincidence. I have free basil.

zeaga: Woah, woah, woah

zeaga: You don’t just give out basil

guapo13058: Lol

zeaga: That shit is hard to get your hands on

zeaga: You could be turning a good profit there.

guapo13058: Lol

zeaga: Learn the street prices, up your quality a bit

zeaga: You’ll be making dough in no time

guapo13058: Yeah

FlyingAgorian: Why would I be making the basil into pizza if I’m selling it.

FlyingAgorian: You make no sense.

zeaga: You sell the pizza, duh.

FlyingAgorian: Aha.

zeaga: Don’t even cook it

zeaga: Show up at their door with raw pizza dough with fresh basil sprinkled on top

FlyingAgorian: It’s not delivery. It’s Agoriorno.

zeaga: Lawl.

FlyingAgorian: Lal.

zeaga: Take a bite, mug them for all they’ve got, then through the dough at their groin and
the left over basil in their eyes

zeaga: Then make a run for it

FlyingAgorian: No, Throw the dough at their eyes and the basil at their groin.

guapo13058: You faggets

FlyingAgorian: Dough will be better for blinding.