Its the middle of an all-out war between humans and zombies, and a blonde comes up with the best possible solution for not turning into a zombie. She tells a black man in a business suit this, but he doesnt believe her. "Show me." he says. Then she runs in front of my car.
Surviving military grade explosions and choppers, running over spike strips while continuing to drive on a flat, punching through his own windshield wearing nothing more than a leather glove. And all...while driving stick. This man is obviously Chuck Norris in disguise.
Once upon a time, a girl who beared a strong resemblence to the lead singer of blind melon, sat on a birds nest, while two young lads watched with derp faces. When they grew up, she became atheist, and they became knights, PwND that atheist with their shiny sticks, and then danced on her grave. In the end, they were there, just the two gay, atheist slaying, lovers. THE END. The moral of the story: People who resembles 90's band singers should not convert to atheism. EVER.
Fun, but some of the achievments afre a bit excessive, like the kar98k challenge. 980 shots from a single load gun just takes WAY too much patience to sit there and *click* wait *click* wait etc.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 flame shooters, 11 banana research facilitys, 9 sun gods, i battleship, 1 jedi thrower, 1 MOAB mauler, 1 glue spatterer, level 174( I quit, cause I got bored)
BTW IDK if you noticed or not, but 9037, THATS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololololololololololollololololololol, sry couldnt resist
No, best EVER is this: fill the about 1/8- 1/4 of cranberry, a splash of lime, from there fill to the halfway line with vodka, 1/4 tripple sec, then pour some tequila until its ALMOST full to the rim, then add ice, shake and count to 5, add a lemon garnish. 9037!!!!!
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