As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Susan.
Together, they had 16 kids.
He died at the age of 78.
So wait, let me get this straight, I can hold a sniper rifle rock-steady and hit tiny targets from across town, but when I'm holding a knife and attempting to take out an unmoving target I buck and heave like I'm standing on a boat?
it appears so
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