Zevlia's Comments

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Papa's Freezeria	Dec. 26, 2013 Rating: 7 I gave the guy a small when he wanted large, marshmallow when he wanted pineapple, & mint syrup instead of strawberry. He still tipped me. This is why I & my fellow Brits will never understand tipping.
Insectonator	Dec. 25, 2013 Rating: -1 These must be some pretty jaded crickets to skill be hanging around after a rocket launch. Also, the neighbourhood watch in this guy's area is clearly rubbish.
Papa's Freezeria	Dec. 24, 2013 Rating: 2 I wouldn't be surprised if Papa's moonlighting as a dentist just down the street. These islanders/tourists are going to need it!
Mushroom Madness 3	Dec. 24, 2013 Rating: 2 If this were me, I think I'd spare the firearms & just build a fence.
Love	Dec. 16, 2013 Rating: 7 Look how happy all the others are without my love holding them back. sob
Road of the Dead 2	Dec. 13, 2013 Rating: 0 F.U.B.A.R. mode has a hint of "Freeman's Mind" about it. Except without the classy dialogue. All the characters in this game are abominable.
Road of the Dead 2	Dec. 12, 2013 Rating: 0 Having spent a substantial amount of time in the car with them, I have come to the conclusion that neither Diane nor Cocheta deserve to live.
Road of the Dead 2	Dec. 11, 2013 Rating: 1 "I'm getting some ammo." "YEAH. & I'll shoot these fools." "I pity the fools."
Paladog	Dec. 07, 2013 Rating: 5 I really can't see why all these animals find Paladog so inspirational. He leads from the back, does very little actual fighting & doesn't even speak in the cut-scenes. I vote for Street-Fighter-Mouse as our new leader.
Road of the Dead 2	Dec. 06, 2013 Rating: 3 If I were Cocheta I'd be pretty miffed that I rescued someone so whiny.
Decision 2	Nov. 28, 2013 Rating: 7 I'm a vegetarian & love animals. Before I played the game I was horrified that the poor wolf/dog thing gets shot in the head on the main menu. Now I've been mauled by a few I rather enjoy its death. I'll be giving up the Quorn any day now.
Decision 2	Nov. 28, 2013 Rating: 25 Ha. I like how "improving my hacking skills" means "kicking the machine".
Mini Commando	Nov. 27, 2013 Rating: 4 I'm so glad I got my family back - just a shame that dozens of other families had their fathers brutally slaughtered along the way.
Dibbles: For The Greater Good	Nov. 25, 2013 Rating: 50 As a British girl, can I just say that there's no way on earth I would snap my head off so Queen Elizabeth could jump over a pond.
Wake Up the Box 5	Nov. 23, 2013 Rating: 0 What has this box ever done to you?
Overtorque Stunt Racing	Jun. 23, 2013 Rating: -4 Have you ever seen a car? They don't do this. Fabulous game let down by tiresome controls.
Demons vs Fairyland	May. 06, 2013 Rating: 3 What a lovely game - especially the ending! Five stars, I loved it :)
Incursion	May. 04, 2013 Rating: 6 I fear for the day when these meanies work out how to walk across grass.
Amorphous+	Apr. 16, 2013 Rating: 13 I was starting to get a little annoyed about how random the splash zones can sometimes be. But then I figured that seen as I'm whacking enormous sacks of slime with a great big, six-foot spatula, the physics were probably spot-on. Five stars.
Amorphous+	Feb. 28, 2013 Rating: 2359 Hm. I appear to have got all the awards that luck/patience/messing around will get me. Suppose I should start trying to be good at the game now.

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