ziplodocus's Comments

You can also get some easy XP if you finish a level 'early' (with AP to spare). Simply sit with the door to your left or right and clear some blocks till the AP runs out. You can get 1000+ combos. Not a huge amount, I agree, but it all adds up if you do it consistently, especially in the lower levels :)

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Also, I just spent the past 15 years dating an alcoholic murdering gambling addict who looked like the man of my dreams - how is it possible my life was uneventful? Meh indeed.

I love the effort you have nmade here to dive into the average female's psyche. It should be obvious to anyone that it is three times more important to a woman that her man likes shopping than him being an alcholic or not.

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I thought the instructions were a little too vague. I also thought for a while you had to tap the spacebar on the boss :)

[the 'they' refers to the physics, not the comments :)]

It is all well and good having a perfect newtonian physicas engine, however, the planets themselves are unrealistic. I think this is the basis of most people's complaints about the physics. While they may be accurate, they are not intuative. Perhaps someone fancies making a similar game with vastly smaller planet sizes, giving greater distances between planets?

Dude! Like, what were you thinking hahaha I miss the 80s too