When the outbreak occured, Old McDonald was outside of one of the city of Springfield's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a fat teacher came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 999999 people. Old McDonald was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the fat teacher. Then, as if in a dream, a fat teacher came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her bra, drenching it. Before Old McDonald could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the fat teacher, a fat teacher sunk her teeth into his thigh. He had put up a a fat teacher poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the mistress his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification.