Well done game. The mini games are very smooth and numerous. Positive, inspirational messages abound. It does feel like a troll game at first lol. To win, fill the card after getting the upgrades.
As of v1.1, there is only one set of upgrades that can be purchased. They can be found in the Staff Screen in the Menu. Plenty more will be added! I am working very hard to get new features, upgrades, and unlockables added, so keep checking back, and be sure to favorite so you receive update messages as they are posted.
It would be nice to see when you have reached a new distance, kills, and coins record at the end of the race. Also why have points if it always equals coins?
Great graphics and control. Relieved to see that there is no penalty for hitting survivors, if there are any. I just wish jumpers could be scraped off even if you bump the object.
I had to give a pixelated Barbie a massage. I poured hot chocolate on her back. I might of been torturing her. Oddly enough her back absorbed it all. She might be part cocoa. She had a glassy eyed, creepy smile look. To end it all I placed flowers on her naked back like I was a serial killer posing a victim. But the worst part was when the ad for the cesarean birth game showed up after winning, like some perverted prize.
Super fun. 10k plays in less than a month! I didn't move at first because I didn't know I could, then because I wanted to play it like a pure idle game. The splitter is my fav gun even though it causes lag. The locked upgrades should be colored differently depending on if you can afford it.
Thanks for the feedback! Fixed the ship stopping speed and the click anywhere to continue. As for the power ups, I guess I'll spend a while more thinking on how to improve them!
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As of v1.1, there is only one set of upgrades that can be purchased. They can be found in the Staff Screen in the Menu. Plenty more will be added! I am working very hard to get new features, upgrades, and unlockables added, so keep checking back, and be sure to favorite so you receive update messages as they are posted.