Asshole was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the car. Then, as if in a dream, Ladygaga came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her boobs, drenching it. Before Asshole could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the car, Ladygaga sunk her teeth into his boobs. He had put up a Ladygaga poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the knife his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Seattle decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of seattle, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Asshole.
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