zombiestaste

Hello All,
Nice to meet you, I’m Zombie ^_ a photographer/RPG gamer at heart. i’m not online in the interwebz gamning on Kongregate as must as i should tisktisk i know… cause i’m useing most of my time at the skate park or climbing buildings ^_ cause i can.. yay for minor acts of law breaking to pass the time. i’m 5’2.. okay thats a lie.. i’m 5’1 .. green/black hair and always seen with my face behind my new cannon reble XS.. yay for ebay! dose ebay happy dance

Did you know wolves are born deaf? …wanna get dinner? No? Starts To Rave Dance UNTISK UNTISK UNTISK…. trows a cookie… – runs the other way- FLEE

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“Cooties”
Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as “STDs.”

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COPY AND PASTE BUNNY TO HELP HIM ACHEIVE WORLD DOMINATION!

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SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin’ Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back…past their ‘White House’. Then we burned it…and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied…Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don’t marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
27. And we don’t bomb our allies.
28. oh yeah… and our elections only take one day.

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The Daredevil (Mar 21 – April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous.
Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient.
Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and
sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly – easily bored. Egotistical.
Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
AND JUST TO SHOW ITS ALL I LIE… i game ^_