zombihoard's Comments

In Soviet Russia, Turtles Smash You!

there should be a point system for certain enemies eaten, combo for time undamaged, upgrades for turn radius and defense/health, and evolutions after every 3 times you grow. very simple and mind-numbing game, great time-waster. 5/5

somebody please explain the Flip Gun concept?

how do you use the sisters? im a little confused and new(er) to the game.

1- pick razor and use on orange suit (don't need comb) 2- pick soap (cutscene) 3- use fabric with flesh 4- use flesh on locking mechanism 5- talk to insane prisioner (option 3, option 3, option 3) 6- go up and cut guard's hand with razor (not guard's body - i made that mistake to) 7- clean hand with soap 8- go back to cell anp put hand on toilet 9- use washed hand in scanner and go in 10- take exit sign and slap guard with your own hand 11- talk to guard (all first options, option 3) 12- put exit sign in hanging nail (do this before talking to sane guy) 13- talk to sane prisioner (option 2, option 2) 14- use hand on scanner (lovely scene lol) 15- go inside and take matches on the ground 16- combine matches with deoderant 17- go back and use flamethrower with monster 18- the end

zombihoard-too bad it was reset. nymph fun platform with 404 kills.

301,754,188 first time, beat game, one life left. very easy. very simple. very F-U-N!

ok, i like this game, but why cant u kill urself with the gun? just aim it the other way! lol

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this is actually a good game. 3/5 for lack of graphics and limited plays.

21328 meters on my second try. pwnaj