Dear world,
Ever since I woke up with tiny, tiny legs and a ridiculous torso, my skin has begun to change color, and I fear my ankles are too weak to support my body. Also, giant words seem to appear all around me, and I hear a sort of constant drumming...I fear the worst.
Why would this game not get badges? Its clearly popular, has a very high rating, has a ton of levels which should lead to easy badge coding, and developer responses indicating involvement. Isn't this exactly the type of game we want to promote with Badges?
Note to self: write the president. Inform him that, if we should be attacked by bizarre aliens who like to shout UBELIEVEABLE during combat, simply throw a horde of very tall Irishmen at them, and the day will be saved.
I'd pay a dollar to any real NASCAR driver who can beat the high level slalom courses. This is not to mention, of course, the NACAR driver who can plow through a hundred boxes on the course and keep going.
For someone who wins a fair number of races, I sure don't qualify well...How about an upgrade which allows me to, I don't know...not start dead last every time?
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We done it, yeah! :) Actually the game was finished in January, but sponsor release it only now.