Zoruss' Comments

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Candy Conveyor	Aug. 06, 2012 Rating: 278 Many people do not realize that upon successful completion of a conveyor belt, there is a blinding flash of green light and the laws of spacetime are warped. This is due to the recent lack of oompa loompas in candy factories.
Flood Runner 4	Aug. 05, 2012 Rating: 1606 I sincerely hope that, should I ever have to run for my life from rising, torrential waters, great waves of molten lava, and a giant, bloodthirsty Tyrannosaurus, I am as nimble and spry as this fellow.
Tequila Zombies 2	Aug. 03, 2012 Rating: 9 As I mouse over the blank stars to rate the game, I reflect for a moment: if more of my nights had started with the instructions "____ all the ___ and drink all the tequilla", would my life have been more fun? Yes. Yes indeed.
Farm and Grow	Aug. 01, 2012 Rating: 4 Why is it so addicting to see little people running around performing menial manual labor? Because, fool, they are my minions, and they do what I please...
Hanna in a Choppa 2	Aug. 01, 2012 Rating: 4 Chuck Norris doesn't always lose fights to misshapen female analogs, but when he does, he loses to Hanna, who of course, is in a Helicopter thingy.
Resistance Is Useless	Jul. 31, 2012 Rating: 0 Resistence: Useless, unless of course, by useless, you mean incredibly useful, and in addition, the foundation of the game in general...
Blocks	Jul. 31, 2012 Rating: 1283 I feel as though the blocks are watching me...judging my every move and movement. Soon, I fear, they will inhabit my dreams, gazing with great googly eyes every twitch, every hesitation, every mistake..watching, always watching.....
Deadly Neighbors 2	Jul. 30, 2012 Rating: 3 Badges please!
Wizard Walls	Jun. 30, 2012 Rating: 5 I have decided that wizards have an unhealthy obsession with sheep. To counter this, I have created an adopt-a-wizard program, in an attempt to rid the world of rampant wizard loneliness.
Relive Your Life	Jun. 30, 2012 Rating: 8 I ended humanity. Somewhere, my mother beams with pride.
Paladog	May. 30, 2012 Rating: 4 How did this one get missed for badges??
Paladog	May. 14, 2012 Rating: 2 All this goes to prove the age-old adage: there's nothing a crapton of bears and bunnies can't do.
Boom Town	May. 12, 2012 Rating: 7 This is the first game I've played on Kongregate whose music I did not immediately mute. Also......I'm going to Vegas, baby.
Hands of War Tower Defense	Jan. 28, 2012 Rating: 9 Hi, I'm a hero and my job is to slay whatever the towers and troops I put up as defense do not. I do this very well, unless, of course, I run into the invisible wall between designated enemy walkway and the perfectly green grass, or if decide I need a few moments to react to the enemies when they first appear. If, for some reason, two enemies appear and I know my job is to kill the one in the rear, sometimes I will wait politely while the first one walks by, after all, its not his fault I have spatial awareness problems!
Hands of War Tower Defense	Jan. 28, 2012 Rating: 7 I'm not sure how to earn some of the badges, since the most I can add to maximum waves is 30, making the highest wave total 55, as a for instance. Anyone know what I'm missing here?
My "Dear" Boss	Jan. 11, 2012 Rating: 2 Holy ****! Is that a flying shark?!?!
Creeper World: Evermore	Nov. 30, 2011 Rating: 3 I can has badges?
XenoSquad	Nov. 02, 2011 Rating: 16 Easy mode: Use the Rifle with the bayonet on it, and park a man next to the spawn points on guard mode. As the little guys pop, he will melee them, one shot, one kill, and never run out of ammo. Use this method to camp and shut down the 'rabbit holes' while maneuvering your behemoth from place to place, and your sniper to snag the launchers and shooters. Vote this up to save it.
Gone to the dogs	Oct. 20, 2011 Rating: 8 Your fans: the village people, a man with a television for a face, an alien, and a series of bizarre robots. Loyal though, very loyal.
GemCraft Labyrinth	Apr. 20, 2011 Rating: -6 Goodbye, social life.