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Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: -7

Stupid, unfair game that seems to enjoy it when you fail to get past all of it's unbalanced enemies. And there's hardly any difference between the characters, at the most, you'll get some rare attacks, but it's always 25 health. WTF?

The Light Temple

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -6

Would've been fun if it didn't have that 'Retarded character keeps going left' glitch like EVERY GAME THAT REQUIRES YOU TO MOVE LIKE SO.

Wizard's Run

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -22

Terrible piece of shit that can't control for shit, I mean, what game forces you to go left and miss so many enemies and run into them? Bullshit.

Deadly Neighbours

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -14

Perks are so damn hard to pick from, grinding is a chore, and I lost on the 3rd fight of the first neighbors. OH CHRIST, HOW FUN.

Spacecraft

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Oct. 31, 2010

Rating: -4

Oh christ, I can PERFECTLY see how the second campaign's first level is winnable. Really, enemies everywhere, you're blocked all the time, and it's just impossible.

Pumpkin Remover 2

Play Pumpkin Remover 2

Oct. 28, 2010

Rating: -24

Jesus christ, if the rest of the series is like this, screw Whatever Remover.

Ultimate Assassin 2

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Oct. 28, 2010

Rating: -2

Christ almighty, you guys are horrible liars. Easy game my ass.

Hot Women

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Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: 16

I only clicked on this to poke fun at how this is the leader in the weekly contest. XD

Epic Combo!

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Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: -11

MOTHER****ER. Ok, pure bullshit on the card's part. I get 10,000 like what, 5 seconds AFTER 8 minutes? If whoever makes these cards are this butthurt and like making things too ****ing hard, good thing Kongai blows.

Epic Combo!

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Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

I beat this in 709 seconds before. Now 480 seconds. God. Damn. It.

Thomas was alone.

Play Thomas was alone.

Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: -3

Worst controls ever. I went through so much work just to do some tricky jumps. And the retarded horizontal 'friend' decides to keep going right and die. ALL THAT WORK GONE. **** this game.

Epic Combo!

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Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Wait, nevermind my previous comment, I got the badge. Still, motivate me.

Epic Combo!

Play Epic Combo!

Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Ok, why didn't I get my badge? I was connected, beat original, everything, NO BADGE. WTF. Fun nonetheless though. Also, motivate me to play Unlimited Mode. :/

Robot Wants Fishy

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Oct. 20, 2010

Rating: -3

Oh my god, retarded map, so hard to get around, and the bombs are WEAK. Why is it Robot Wants Kitty is the only good one?

Robot Wants Puppy

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Oct. 20, 2010

Rating: -17

I can't get past the first few enemies. THAT'S HOW ****ING BROKEN THIS GAME IS.

Road of the Dead

Play Road of the Dead

Oct. 20, 2010

Rating: -4

Ok, guns are a waste of money, it's too easy to crash, and it's just obnoxious overall. Fission Mailed.

Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Oct. 19, 2010

Rating: -28

So wait a minute, let's get this shit straight: I'm hiring some Patsies(sp?). My minions got flamethrowers and it's just a bunch of asshole infantry. All of a sudden, some bitches come in and go on about how it's over. GAME OVER. What signifies how horrible this game is and rhymes with horseshit? Bullshit, that's what.

StormWinds 1.5

Play StormWinds 1.5

Oct. 19, 2010

Rating: -9

Total bullshit. Stupidly hard, not fun, and CONFUSING AS HELL. Jesus christ.

Moby Dick - The Video Game

Play Moby Dick - The Video Game

Oct. 18, 2010

Rating: -2

Jesus christ, what happened to the time when games were PLAYABLE? It's nigh impossible to sink the bigger boats, you die so goddamn easily, and anyone who said that it's easy is lying, or hacking.

Tower of Greed

Play Tower of Greed

Oct. 18, 2010

Rating: -15

What an annoying piece of crap.

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