Here are 7 steps to win: It'll work 95% of the time for the first 85% of the game, and work 85% of the time for the remainder:
1) choose undead 2) upgrade swordsmanship all the time 3) start a battle 4) select your swordsman 5) place stapler on space bar 6) have a drink or something and come back in 10 mins 7) repeat from step 2
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