Once upon a time there was a princess. 2 outside farm kids got jealous and tried to kill here. They put her in a cage but she escaped and stabbed them both. The kingdom was happy again. The end.
After getting minigun, "Max", and full armor set, the game just isn't fun anymore since you can get chainsaw 80% of the time your playing. Great game btw, but needs more udgrades, stages, etc. and maybe a lvling up four character system. 5/5
For all of you complaining about the mini-games, here's a guide: Running: Just keep jumping after your first jump. Get lucky, you can get 30 levels in 1 go. Swimming.Observe colors, not shape. After around 50k score, you will see icebergs. Flying: Stay mostly in the middle. Go slightly up of down, depending on the warnings. Climbing: Just observe the spikes and go left or right. When there's a big cave, see where it leads and jump as soon as possible on that side. If it leads off screen, don't get scared. Its just a camera glitch and will go back. Stay on the side you can see unless there's an obstacle. Rate [+] If this helps!
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