I gave you two stars because I want to encourage you to keep going: however the attitude in your description is quite immature and something you may want to let go of. I'm being particularly nice here imo.
Got killed on second boss, then he just drops dead and I go on to the next level? Not going to bother though, slash-chuck-kick isn't very engaging. 2/5
Cool to see some new locations and I like the searching towns bit. Contrast is a bit low, which makes it rather frustrating (got a game over because I couldn't see the dog that was killing me). Hit detection is a bit glitchy and the game could use a pause button and a more challenging difficulty setting. 3/5
Go through some suggestions and do a half-decent update and this gets 4/5 from me. Right now it's a bit frustrating although the looks/theme are charming.
I'm glad the badge is doable without any real typing skills (I can type ok, semi-blind, usually only with the indexes but I wouldn't put that on my resume). Game is buggy and boring, just stopped playing after I got the card. 2/5.
Played for ten minutes, never encountered a threat, got bored. Reserving 1/5 for truely broken crap, I give this 2/5.
Difficulty should increase faster, maybe less bonuses?
Good stuff, and badges seem easy enough to implement. i've seen a metric ****ton of games that were way worse than this get badges, this should have them ASAP.
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