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I love the RNG aspect of the game. This rogue-like dungeon-crawler was done really well and perfect to dump hours upon end into with it's idle aspect that allows me to leave the game alone as I do homework and revise. I've never played such an immersive game that so easily releases you from it's fantasy worlds yet always staying in your head. I love the references clearly hidden in this beautifully abstract game. My only problem is that there is a bug where bosses respawn after you kill them and you have to kill them 3 or 4 times :|. 9/10
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
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IN A WORLD WHERE A GREY SCREEN CHANGES EVERYTHING, presents the just chatting game, you log on and watch a f***in gray screen for hours, just look at all of the comments of the happy people. ITS AWSOME 9000/10
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Did you all miss me? I have arisen from my grave and don't you worry folks, SoftHard will protect you all from the threats of Kongregate; the trolls.
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Alright, I demand that we write a petition to change this game's name to Just AFKing to make America great again. What do you think?