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I understand how scissors can beat paper,and rock beat scissors,but how the hell does paper beat rock?Does it wrap around it and make it immobile?Why cant paper do this to scissors?Screw that,why cant paper do this to people?Why arent college bound notebook sheets jumping out and suffocating seniors taking notes?Ill tell you why not.PAPER CANT BEAT SHIT.Rock would tear the shit out of paper!When ever I play rock paper scissors,I always chose rock,and when they say paper wins,I punch them with my already clenched fist and say,"Oh!I thought that paper would protect you you asshole!"
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...I just spent three days away from my computer, WITH said computer at my disposal. Interesting..I'ma go play Nazi Zombies now.
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:credits:
We hoped you enjoyed the game because you play so shitily,the game certainly did NOT enjoy you.Who the hell can miss a execution headshot?Sad man sad.But the makers of this game was the crazy voice in his head and 2D array.
FiN
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Walkthrough~lvs 1-10,000,000,000
Do lvs one through 99,999,999,999 and then look at this.
For level 10,000,000,000 you have to take a waffle and bitchslap a baboon out of spite,then dodge the mario fireballs of bad spaghetti,then walk up to the giant cheesecake lizard of doom.Then beat the shit out of him with a lead pipe.Then,when hes down to half health,shoot both of his knees out,make him pray for his life,and then kill him.For extra burry the body.
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then fite silver dragons 'til level 10000 when you'll fite double bosses Mario&Lugi, use the Shank of Crime you got from the hobo that was in the time rip to stab them both at the same time then fite gold dragons to train for the rest of the game on lv 55000 you'll fite PRINCESS-PEACH AND SAMUS. . . . AT THE SAME TIME use the the hyper canon of carrots to stab the princess then kill samus with the Stave of the Goblin King then on level 100000 you get to fite the ghosts of ALL the bosses, good luck. . . . . . . . . . . .
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WALKTHROUGH-
On level 1-5 fite goblins to get stronger and on level 3 use the peanutbutter sand-witch STAVE to kill Kirby then fite ghosts & ogers until level 100 then you'll fite Link, use the Shield of Sword's Bane to block his one-hit-kills then fite giants until you get to level 500 then you'll fite Bowser, use the Magic Bow of Tattling to defeat him then fite dragons 'til level 2000 then you'll have to fite Donkey Kong, use the Distracting Banana of Distraction to Distract Donkey Kong long enough to use the Magic Bow of Tattling (hope you didn't break it after you fought Bowser)
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on the third level i encountered kirby and destroyed him with the legendary penut butter sandwitch and on level 56415 i encountered master chief and chuck norris!!