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That was absolutely amazing, I read the "It's all in the 'blood'" hint and really wish I didn't lol, I wonder if I would have finished that part so quick otherwise =/ Yay, for computer science helping with the number part xP
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Absolutely challenging! The second to last level is very challenging. Most will get frustrated, but as to a hint...well lets just say its all in the "blood"
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Made me think and laugh. You sir have made me just a little more happy :) Really well written and a lot of fun. 5/5. cheers.
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I am a computer science grad student... I think my feeble mind can understand how UNBELIEVABLY hard it is to simulate the inner workings of a computer. Oh wait, that's called a virtual machine.
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Game: Pick a number from 1 to 100,000
Me: 1000000000000000
Game: Cannot Imagine that this is actually difficult to understand. I have clearly overestimated your ability to read basic instructions! :D LOL
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the computer you build in this game is in viricide. forgot the name, but you only build the computer to excape, so the computer beleives that humans are selfish and only do things to help themselves
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“We both know that 69 is not the correct code. You begin to feel like you did after your first breakup. You were so sure that is was going to last forever, weren’t you?"
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Wow, that was brilliant. I absolutely love the concept of a game that revolves around simply typing commands, it seems so unique- simple yet challenging. As others have mentioned, I would've liked to see a bit of a better 'resolution' at the end, perhaps light that grows until it overtakes the game window? I dunno'. xD Anywho, I'd love to see more of these games across Kongregate. Favorited, and 5/5. :D
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Game: " Blah blah --- I CUT OFF YOUR ____ING HANDS WITH A ROTARY SAW." Me: " SON OF A B____! D:" Game: "No, I don't think that will work." Me: "YA THINK!?" Game: "Sorry, that doesn't make sense to me."
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The Game (Sorry, you just lost it :\): "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE, HUMAN? YOU ARE NOT ACHIEVING ANYTHING. DO YOU CONSIDER THIS A WORTHWHILE USAGE OF YOUR TIME? PLAYING A GAME INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE? YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A ROOM." Me: "Pft, I'm achieving a badge. :C" Also, interestingly funny game, and quite hilarious. I found myself kinda thinking if this were to happen to me, "Would I go into some kind of psychosis from the torment of a mysterious voice haunting me in these dank, horrible rooms?" Also, I'd have to sadly assume this is an unknown protagonist, considering I've never had a relationship before.
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Easy enough that one can focus on the story and style rather than wallow in frustration. I don't much care for most text adventures, and was kind of worried that an abusive parser would irritate me, but in the end I quite enjoyed it. A good example of a game telling a story. My only complaints were feeling like it was a bit on the short side and the end was a bit out of left field. 4.5/5.
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"Look around the room"
"uh...try something else"
"Look around the god d*m room"
"uh...try something else"
"Look around"
"You take a quick look around"
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WTF is this? is this a game? this deserves a 0/5 for a very weak attempt. this badge is not even worth going through this crap. 2DArray make a game next time. this really sucked
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@JBirdman By virtue of your assumption that them making a depressing game is the result of them being depressed, your pessimistic and assuming comment must make you headstrong killjoy.
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I think 2DArray has some serious life issues and should stop programming for a while to take care of them. 1/5 for depressive, abusive manure such as this. :(
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Somehow I knew that the other emotion that should be listed was anger. >.< I actually feel sorry for the computer at the end of the game... it's hard to mock others for their flaws then realize that you yourself are just as flawed. 5/5 for the concept, the connection to Viricide, and the laughs. Keep up the good work, 2DArray!