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daleala

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my God, the damned sound keeps turning back on. Also, killing the guy at the height of his speach mission sucks - I shot him about 4 times in the head in a row at the height of his speach, but it then came up with the screen saying that I hadn't shot him... this game needs some polishing but shows good promise. 3/5.

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Kijiman7

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) good game i give 4/5

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uknohoo

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lame, lame -100000000000000/1

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alexnobody

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "Stop smoking or I'll ****ing kill you!" Interesting message. Good game, but if you need one-liners, get some good ones.

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Froboy

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hey idiots, learn to read--the grammar is bad on purpose. Zook4poke, look to the bottom left of the podium.

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Arren

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) @Frederik: That was satire. congrats

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thejvninja

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) the sound doesnt stay off if you say for it to turn off...

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hadis100

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOOKS NICE...nice story outline graphics are good and well.. Its really good

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Arthim

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) great game, the one thing that could make it better is more of it.

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Supermen

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lulz, 6/9 cards

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MrKrinklez

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) @FrederikB Read everything in the beginning and you'll understand, nub nub.

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Ysayell1

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) First of all i liked this. Genuinely laugh out loud, 4/5(cuz of the limitations of the parody). Second of all any of you who say "the grammar is bad" or "the sunglasses make it hard to see", or "he just copied the overused slogan 'smoking kills'" all need to be kicked in the shins. It was all on purpose. You totally missed the humor and didnt read anything in the game. And while it is a magazine and not a clip, that could also be mockery of the lack of gun knowledge in these games. Make a sequel... every other sniper game does

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Kogknight

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) awesome, orgasmic, you better get a sequal out, i only wish i could figure the secret sayings

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LQRD

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) suuuuuuuuuucks.

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FrederikB

Feb. 02, 2009

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Rogerette

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Nice. Pretty funny too. I think the sunglasses are my favourite piece of cliche.

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DANASANRISBACK

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ok Cdy2007, first runescape( run escape, jus put a space) sucks big time, and second, he could have made it up dude, dosent runescape have like1 billion quests?

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balthierg

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lots of errors in the writing.

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RiXx

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I definitely need to stop smoking!!!

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Marvin8144

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) hehe best part of the parody for me was that freakin' paperclip.

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Gungan38

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this was neet

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YAxis

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) easy and a little fun 3.5/5

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Keepster33

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Its called a magizine a clip is like in the m1 garand

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Gertful

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) love* tactical*

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Gertful

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I loove sniper games i think this is better than the tsctical sniper too

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drydorn2

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game. Everyone likes humor in games. Oh crap, whats that behind m...

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corkscrew_1

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) MOST EPIC GAME EVAR.

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Qwackerz

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) haha, on the loading screen the shells are loaded the wrong way into the clip...

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StealthAngel

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) This was pretty funny but way too easy. More Guitar Hero like action like the last mission would be nice. 3/5

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ArsenicFault

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Ah haha my bad.

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ArsenicFault

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Gah I wanted the fedora.

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Jadernader

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ODST sucks )=o

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tsolless

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) @thomzo Smoking Kills is a pretty common thing to say as it refers to smoking cigarettes. Saying that he stole it from a runescape quest is idiotic.

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Cdy2007

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) runescape sucks

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thomzo

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) way to steal a runescape quest name for your game

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SicMirx

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Nevermind, I think I've figured it out.

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SicMirx

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I don't quite get the 'hidden messages' part in the scores, but I think that the last levels morse code reads out to "Golding was right for the wrong reasons." I may be wrong, but I don't know what to do with that info anyway.

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Blinklink7

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 Great game. Funny. Blunt. Delicous

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Lancer873

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Rofl. Great job of satire. 5/5

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eriyg

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) must have sequal......

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The0neand0nly

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) sux 1/5

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hopeneverdies

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 3/5 just cause it has a quicktime event. I hate press x to not dies. Everything else was spot on.

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darkevilpaladin

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Terrific game - shame some people rated it lowly because they didn't get it.

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Zeppelin

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Most so-called "humorous" games on kongregate aren't funny at all, so it was nice to play a game that actually made me laugh a little. Seriously, fantastically done parody. I'd love to see more, but it seems like you touched on all the cliched aspects of sniper games. 5/5 and favorite.

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darlingt

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) If you don't get the Gen. Zaroff reference, read the short story "The Most Dangerous Game." Then think about how it applies here.

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sage880

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) It's laggy and choppy for me although that might be my computer. I'll try again next time I restart. Love what I see so far though!

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ArchFlame

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) This game as tought me a valuable lesson.To never smoke or else you will get sniped by a stickman.

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Darkblade2008

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) haha so funny. I like the cliffhanger... and the annoying paperclip. I love how this game is SO easy but SO funny.

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playerofbeans

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "and by paint pictures, i mean shoot him." delicious.

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bambara

Feb. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) guns don't kill people. People kill people.

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