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Yuri149

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Kolozsy. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes money. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a murderer. You excessively do homework. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal slogans. You love listening to DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. ... i want to eat a turd??? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?

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CalypsoRayne

May. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex McCoy. You are a woman. You are a bum who likes pets. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a murderer. You don't fart. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate computers. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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aller259

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry McCoy. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes babies. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a dog. You sometimes drink. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cars. You love reading music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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leandro25

Mar. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry O'Brian. You are a woman. You are a bum who likes DR PEPPER!!!!! Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a dog. You sometimes fart. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy words. You love listening to alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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Baggelis2001

Mar. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl Plopper. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes babies. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a bookworm. You don't DRINK DR PEPPER! You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud words. You love listening to music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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Baggelis2001

Mar. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Potter. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes school. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a musician. You moderately smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy cars. You love playing music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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piec11

Feb. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Plopper. You are a woman. You are a store employee who likes cake. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You rarely eat. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny words. You love playing games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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piec11

Feb. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Doe. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes guitars. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You don't smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic slogans. You love listening to games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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RebeccaG10

Jan. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Boo. I thought maybe you had some influence on the choices. Not a game.

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cbado

Jan. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl Plopper. You are a woman. You are a waitress who likes money. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a bookworm. You excessively exercise. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is clever cars. You love drinking melted funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. umm that sounds like me just the name umm forget i said that

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ccavefalcon1

Dec. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex Kolozsy. You are a woman. You are a big company boss who likes pets. Your dream is to make a game. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively read. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny cheese. You love listening to books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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urikiw

Oct. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry Potter. You are a man. You are an entrepenuer who likes pets. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a dog. You excessively do homework. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cheese. You love eating books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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miashea98

Aug. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex Doe. You are a woman. You are a professional nerd who likes cake. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a musician. You excessively smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy computers. You love reading music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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tss77

Jul. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry Plopper. You are a man. You are a barber who likes pets. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a murderer. You sometimes watch TV. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic cars. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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hewhoispleasant

Jun. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Chuck Norris. AGH MY FREAKING FACE!!!!

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alpharockstar25

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Greg Potter. You are a woman. You are a big company boss who likes DR PEPPER!!!!! Your dream is to make a game. People describe you as being a murderer. You moderately read. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy houses. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. WTF

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Dennykiller72

Jun. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Kolozsy. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes food. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a murderer. You sometimes smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic slogans. You love playing DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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mgd1940

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John Thompson. You are a man. You are a bum who likes computers. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a musician. You don't drink. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal slogans. You love drinking melted books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry Potter. You are a woman. You are a waitress who likes guitars. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a murderer. You rarely fart. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal houses. You love looking at games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. ..... Wait WUUTT!?

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl Thompson. You are a woman. You are a barber who likes DR PEPPER!!!!! Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a bookworm. You sometimes drink. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud computers. You love eating DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry Kolozsy. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes DR PEPPER!!!!! Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a dog. You sometimes smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud blankets. You love drinking melted games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John Kolozsy. You are a man. You are a barber who likes books. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a murderer. You excessively read. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal computers. You love playing funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl Doe. You are a man. You are a professional nerd who likes books. Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a fool. You excessively exercise. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal words. You love reading games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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c00lgai

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is denise doe. You are a man. You are an entrepenuer who likes books. your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a mucician. you sometimes DRINK DR PEPPER! You would not be descibed as a mean person. the one thing you have always dreamed is inventing funny words. you love listening to spiders. WTF

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demon_man_

Mar. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Brian Doe. You are a woman. You are a waitress who likes food. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a musician. You moderately watch TV. You would not be described as a computer geek. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal slogans. You love looking at music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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Linebacker911

Feb. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John McCoy. You are a man. You are a bum who likes babies. Your dream is to make a game. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively exercise. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny cheese. You love listening to music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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AidanB10

Dec. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex Doe. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes food. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You rarely smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is clever slogans. You love looking at games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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nobleman_47

Nov. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Harry Plopper. You are a man. You are a bum who likes babies. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively exercise. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud cheese. You love listening to alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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e123123123

Aug. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John Doe. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes digital alarm clocks. Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a musician. You rarely smoke marijuana. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic cars. You love playing games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.??????????

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1337Modder

Aug. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Greg Kolozsy. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes books. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a murderer. You excessively smoke marijuana. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate houses. You love reading games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. AHAHAHAHA!

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koolkatie123

Aug. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl Plopper. You are a man. You are a barber who likes guitars. Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a fool. You moderately drink. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate computers. You love looking at books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. Wow! Apart from the 'guy' bit, the barber who likes guitars and people describe you as a fool, it is completely right!

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wigibob

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Greg McCoy. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes books. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a musician. You excessively drink. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is gigantic houses. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. this game knows me!!!!

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MikiCHU7

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl O'Brian. You are a man. You are a big company boss who likes cake. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a dog. You sometimes smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cars. You love drinking melted music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. ...I wonder what melted music tastes like?

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ImacowofDEATH

Jan. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Girl named greg.

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ImacowofDEATH

Jan. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Greg Kolozsy. You are a woman. You are a programmer who likes money. Your dream is to make $$$$. People describe you as being a murderer. You rarely smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud words. You love playing DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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AbiS1

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex McCoy. You are a man. You are a waitress who likes guitars. Your dream is to make a game. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You moderately smoke marijuana. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cars. You love reading funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. i smoke marijuana? that awesome!

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anax445

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) and i can listen to alcohol......im awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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anax445

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Also i love playing chocolate apparently?.?.?

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anax445

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) im a man but im also a waitress? shouldnt i be a waiter??

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Serlenia

Jan. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Plopper. You are a woman. You are an entrepenuer who likes school. Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively read. You would not be described as a computer geek. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud computers. You love playing books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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karolin987

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Carl McCoy. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes babies. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a bookworm. You rarely drink. You would not be described as an animal. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal houses. You love eating alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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davey345

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Brian Doe. You are a woman. You are a barber who likes computers. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a murderer. You excessively read. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal houses. You love listening to funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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Pikaprotein

Dec. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "...People describe you as being a murderer. Sometimes you smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a murderer..." XD

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Developer response from alexkolozsy

Yeah that happens sometimes :P I made this when i was a noob I still think it's entertaining because you will never get the same choice! Believe me I've tried! The rating is going up :P And I enjoy the constant feedback!

JaredIsaiah

Dec. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Denise Potter. You are a man. You are an entrepenuer who likes DR PEPPER!!!!! Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a fool. You excessively watch TV. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal cars. You love drinking melted DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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alexkolozsy

Dec. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Love the feedback guys! It's so funny. Never gotten 2 of the same comments lol! (now someone is gonna copy/paste someone else's comment....!)

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megamasterweeman

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John McCoy. You are a man. You are a big company boss who likes books. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a fool. You moderately exercise. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal slogans. You love listening to chocolate. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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darkfire56

Oct. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are Kaka pepper. You are a man. You are a doctor who like DR PEPPER <--- myself?

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StarJynx

Sep. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John Potter. You are a man. You are a store employee who likes money. Your dream is to kill somebody. People describe you as being a bookworm. You excessively smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is metal words. You love playing funny pictures. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. wow, my life sucks

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jackvc2

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is Alex McCoy. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes books. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a fool. You excessively smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny computers. You love drinking melted books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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shadowgrail

Jul. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your name is John Thompson. You are a man. You are a professional nerd who likes guitars. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a murderer. You sometimes smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a heavy drinker. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy houses. You love eating books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.

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