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What the hell... so my temple's in full repair, everything's going fine, I haven't even been hit yet, then suddenly there's a slider bar with 3 arrow keys saying 'here or here or here' and apparently I did something wrong and it's game over. Seriously just... why?
I've just read the updates in the middle of typing this, and clearly the fact it needed to be stated shows I'm not the only one. But don't come up with crap like 'To Everyone who don’t like the bosses: Play in SURVIVAL mode' - just make the boss battles not entirely suck.
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For starter's, "Story" mode? Where's the story? All I see are a bunch of random "ninajs" with words above their head's, trying to attack my "temple" that's not even visible.... They're attacking my stairway, not my temple. What am I? Stoop kid?
Secondly, the 'boss' fights.... Wow, they suck. That's all there is to it. They're horrible, they glitch 95% of the time, for whatever reason if you get hit once, or mess up on sequence, you get one-shotted; but still, your temple remains? You don't even have to defeat half of the bosses, just make sure your lifebar can take one hit and you're all set. What the hell kind of a boss is that?
This game could be pretty sweet, if there was actual THOUGHT put into the background and storyline. But, there isn't, so it's pretty terrible instead. 2/5
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Honestly this isn't a good game. It has a chance of being a good game if you add harder settings and maybe when you fail you get to retry that level instead of them all. Good idea though. 3/5 just for the idea but 1/5 for how it happened 2/5 total. + if u agree.
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Holy EFF.
Like, i read the comments before playing and saw all the people complaining of keys not registering and whatnot... and I always think to myself "just cuz people miss the proper buttons they write hate-comments all over the place, NUBZ!"
Then I play....
Four Hours Later I FINALLY get to the demon boss...
Takes six attempts to get past the -> -> and V
Then i jump over it, chop part of its head off and then oh look, keys dont register. SO FRUSTRATED!
JUST WANT THE MEDIUM BADGE FFS.
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This crappy nightmare of a game definitely does NOT help you get better at typing. Nor is it a good indicator. Not only that, but the game is poorly made. Many people have said that, but I feel the need to repeat what everyone else has said because I thought everyone was joking when they said it was a terrible game at first. then I tried to play it, and it's one of the most tedious, boring annoying-ass typing games i have ever played in my entire life.
I rated it 1/5 but if I could rate it -99999999999^999999/5 I would because it's such a pain in the ass to play.
I'm only playing it and putting up with it for the damned badges.
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I am a really good touch typer, and according to Typeracer.com, I can type at about 100-110 wpm consistently in 1000+ rounds. That said, I was looking for typing games with badges. I stumbled across this one thinking it was a piece of cake. WRONG!!! Was it because of poor typing skills? NOPE! Not at all. It was because of 2 main scenarios.
1) The bosses that make you press arrow keys that are totally impractical to real life typing and glitched even though I pressed the right keys and
2) the game randomly glitches and it fails me. then, since there is no "restart level" button, I have to refresh the entire game. How fair... NOT!
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Well that was a boring waste of time. Should'nt survival mode get harder as time goes on rather than being the same freaking thing over and over and over and over and over...
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Wow, the bosses are ridiculous. I'd like some of whatever you were smoking when you thought "Yeah, I'll make them redo an entire level if, say, they don't understand what the hell I'm talking about with a boss and/or I screw it up and it's buggy! That would be a great idea! Everyone will enjoy that! That absolutely couldn't just result in people getting pissed the hell off and quitting rather than repeatedly playing through entire levels!"...screw you man, screw you. I'm getting ready to break shit after the 3rd boss in a row that's required me to completely redo a level either due to me talking almost all the time I have to figure out what you're asking me to do, or due to bugs. Like...god, what would possess someone to make something like that?
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I let Sexy and Vodka in, cause well.... wouldn't you? John and Gal were on the guest list though. I also don't understand how the bouncer keeps people out with a sword when he's 50 feet in the air, but he's a ninja so who am I to question him.
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Wow this game sucks. The second stage you instantly get killed if you don't tap left and right fast enough and tap space. I died 5 times before it let me win. You suck at making games.
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This game sucks at the arrows part.... i was going to do the hard medal and i got hit by a ninja star and that was it no response
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I wasn't credited with the badge for completing story, either... "Submit high score" destroys all evidence of completing the game, i went back and tried to beat final boss and the arrow keys couldn't register. This game isn't worth your time.
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I thought the "no sound" button was supposed to make the game have no sound??? Buuut awesome game, though there are some bugs and the last boss is hard due to lagging arrow keys
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Oh god, A ninja with I have correctly typed In, (Letters above head), Had 3 crosses above him, And just went to my base, Distracted me badly and made me lose alot of health since there was a large wave of ninjas, Also the reason I didn't make It for the hard badge, Oh man... 2008 the year we all randomly added badges to games?
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But hey, other than those random glitches (and especially when the game itself lags and when it stops lagging you see that you've taken damage somehow when you couldn't see what you were doing due to lag) and bugs, this is a pretty cool game. ^^ Just needs some fine tuning with the typing lag when there's 5+ ninjas on the screen.
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Stage 8 "boss"..... First part is typing him to death, then right right then up then space then left space and die? What? Uh, I HIT the left arrow AND space in that order and it still killed me? Either that was lag or that's a heavy glitch. I also noticed that the game screws you over sometimes if you let the wizards summon copies. You type the word over one of the ninjas and you see red "x"s all over the other ninjas EXCEPT for that ONE NINJA you were targeting. wtf?