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Huh.. Bake a nice pizza and helping your sister move. Elephants dont even know how to make pizza dough. Maybe it is a human dressed as an elephant.GREAT GAME NEEDS BADGES Thumbs up if you agree. ^_^
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*ending credits roll* pizza? yes, i am rather peckish... wait... i... you... HOW MUCH TIME DID I JUST SPEND HERE?!?!? *blink blink*
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This is a game about you.
Yes you, the player: A lowly blue elephant in a world that has no defining purpose. But you will create a purpose, and that purpose is to do the unthinkable. The extraordinary. The tasks that few have thought to achieve. The world you struggle in pushes back with tremendously nonsensical squares and launchers… coins that pay for things you would only imagine should have been free to begin with. Spikes will be hellbent in causing your demise. This will not be easy. And while the road of purposelessness will be overbearing you will succeed. You know why?
Because it’s your destiny.
Welcome to metagaming hell.
Welcome to Achievement Unlocked 2.
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@ZXLucian- for Hot Coffee (along with the burn, warm, cold, etc.) you need to open the game in another tab or window at the same time.
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Love this game! i feel so proud of myself achievements feel so good. i clicked play, guess what? i got an achievement. YES! then I clicked free play, i got like eight achievements, just for clicking a button! how awesome.
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Done all done !!! muhahahaha i took 54:00 minutes (but thats because i eat a nice pizza at 16:00 minutes and it took longer then i hioped :P)
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why does this game not have badges? WHY??? not that we dudes at kong only play games for badges... but we need some sort of way to show that we've actually accomplished something in this game. wait....