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Undoubtedly this will be down-voted within the day by hordes of adoring, incensed fans, yet I feel compelled to state that Achievement Unlocked is a thoroughly wretched "game." Annoying music, dismal platforming mechanics, minimalistic graphics that border on the banal and a concept which epitomizes the term pretentious. Yes, yes, it's meta... a game about achievements and their frivolous nature, on a website that has so many trivial achievements of its own... how very clever... spare me. 1/5 stars.
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So I've been jumping non stop, but can't get the achievement (32) for it... Am I jumping wrong? Is this a glitch? Anyone else have this problem?
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to get 7 corpses at once wait until the moving spikes are near your spawnpoint and keep jumping into that as fast as possible
if you cant reach it fall into the pit
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Actually found that doing it in less that 240 seconds is pretty easy. as mentioned below, just remember the easy ones, mute, quality hints, scroll, movement up and down, contra and all that and then you have plenty of time for the harder ones!
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Finally it awards it to me, 233, 225, then 218 seconds it awarded it to me.
To lazy to take screen shot so glad it gave it to me as I had the hard badge 3 times. Do all the clicking and key stroke achievments while jumping for 10 seconds at the same time, good way to save, then do contra code, a little longer and you will have the survive 30 seconds, best to get that one early. Fun game, bit more like a medium badge tho.
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how to get graveyard-when the spike thing (close to the spawn) gets on the middle,keep jumping at it non stop,and wait until it goes back then jump,jump until u get it.+ if this helped you get the Graveyard Achievement :)
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Just hold the jump button without letting go until you get Get off your seats, hit the spacebar for total confusion, walk of the left side off point 1 for speedy downfall, too much free time is get 99% of the achievments
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Lol description: Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so… artificial!
Don’t worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss… there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny… doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.
Elephants are still misunderstood :(…
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how do you get Speedy Downfall, Get Off Your Seats, Total Confusion and Too Much Free Time????????????? Plz i reall need