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It's really strange, some people die just by falling over and some can be crushed under 10 stone walls and still be alive
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@The_Amazing_G think about it. If you made the "Goldly Unlocks badge" 30 points, and the "Crush Mania on Crushtania Badge" 15 points, and you get both at one go, thats like a 45 point badge, which dosent exist. now lets combine them together to make a 30 points badge. Half of the thirty points you get when you complete it and an additional 15 points you get when you get all gold. if you want to make the "Goldy Unlocks Badge" 30 points, there might as well not be the "Crush Mania on Crushtania Badge"
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''Sire! I bring urgent news of a neighbouring village.... the people... all disappeared... they were zapped into thin air within the confines of their castle! SOMETHING CALLED ELECTRICITY!!!''
''Woff woff woff. Electricity you say? woff woff. Honestly Timmy, you will do ANYTHING for attention. You getting this lads?'' *Guards: Hahahahahaha-zzzzzppp-AHHHHHHHHHHHH*
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I swear that if you will make "Crush the Castle 3", ill just toss my computer out the window. One of the most repeating, annoying and greedy games I've ever seen!
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Why are "Crush Mania on Crushtania Badge" and "Goldy Unlocks Badge" badges the same Points? Goldy unlocks is much harder than crushtania.
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"Hey guys, let's just leave these explosive barrels around to blow us up when we get attacked!" "Good idea, get on it beggars that we put in the guard towers!"
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Never hire the people who built their castles. good god. I'm going to throw rocks and logs and make your whole house cave in, killing everyone. Except for the people who tip over and get wedged in between the pieces of the destruction .___.'
4/5
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First of all love the game, but dont u think that when thereis thoes odd castle with lets say 2 people, woulden't it be easer so send one of the 4 people at the catipult to kill the people insted of blowing up the whole thing... i liked that house
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"Well would you look at all those explosives sitting right in front up next to our castle."
"Should we move them to a more protected area, sire?"
"No, let's just leave them sitting out in the open. Surely no one will come and launch bombs at our castle."
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By the third set where you get ice, you're ready to rip your hair out from boredom. New game elements + straining difficullty= not good.
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"General Frederick, the king has died!" "What? HOW?!" "he slid down a slightly inverted floor and touched a wall. Luckily his servant lived, he only had several floors fall on top of him so his injuries are minor.
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The people will die, yeah. But not that easy. They live in a Land where it rains stones instead of water. So you know..
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Why did this game so complicated? Just the menu is really hard to get through!!! I just want to play the game, alright??
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I always disliked the excess unnecessary cinematics this series always has. The first time's okay, the fiftieth is not.
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Okay, so... what the f*ck, man. EVERY MOLECULE around that guy is demolished! Every F*CKING piece of wood has RAINED DOWN with blood and sulfur, and yet HE'S STILL F*CKING ALIVE! How in the BLUE F*CK are you still alive??!!!eleventy11!! I don't know where this developer comes from, but where I come from, we call that a DICK MOVE. ARRRRGGHHH!!!!!
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this game can be extremely fun, or horrendously annoying, all depending on wether r not you have a top speed computer, as the lag coften affects gameplay, some levels catapult's move lightning fast, some move like a turtle, and if the level is especialy laggy then the catapult's launch speed changes mid throw, making gameplay near impossible
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Fans of FFV, you'll understand the reference here:
Exdeath's Army
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/crush-the-castle-2?castle=281377
My level.
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WTF?! SOOO your a KING and/or QUEEN THE 'MOST POWERFUL' PEOPLE IN YOUR LANDD... AND...YOUR LIVING IN A SHACK??!!??!
Loved the game 5/5(:
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I have been on Deep Within for a straight hour now. The walkthrough doesn't even help! Its all about insane timing that can only occur by sheer luck! I may be ranting but that level is way too hard! Take it down a notch please. I know I am not the only one who thinks this. Rate up if you agree.