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I typically don't comment on games, but this was horrible. The hit detection was spotty - some times I'd hit an object directly and it wouldn't register, and other times I'd barely touch it, if at all, and it registered as a hit. Many times levels would be impossible to complete due to being completely blocked by objects (such as the Greece level). The double jump only worked if you were in the air - near the ground you don't even go up at all. And finally, moving much faster than objects behind you made getting through some levels very frustrating. This was a chore to play through and I'm very happy I managed to get the badge. 1/5
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Insane mode completed – There is nothing that is not difficult about finding your true love; thus, this game has only a hard badge.
W00t 249 continues!
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I hate when the objects are NOT with your speed... This makes the game fall apart. It will either have good physics, or better NOT... And I can't do anything about it. :\
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I understand that it's supposed to e obnoxiously hard, but the hit detection is quite bad. There were many times where I'd pass through the spikes in the first level where I definitely should have been hit and made it out alive, later to get killed by one that I definitely should have cleared.
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Tip: turn off the sound! and press quickly two times up scroll for long jump, and slow for short.
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Some tips:
-It might be usefull to hold down left ALWAYS. You can still go right then, but you move to the left SLOWER (I don't see the logic in that either).
-Tap up twice fast after each other to make a very big double jump. That way, you can almost reach the top of the screen.
-If the car is already going away, still don't touch the mines. If you've bad luck, you have to restart the whole car-part again (if you have luck though, you can go further with the second part.
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Insane mode completed – There is nothing that is not difficult about finding your true love; thus, this game has only a hard badge.
186 tries pretty easy after the first level
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someone should really get a pineapple shoved up their behind for badging this game, I hate it, no, hate is to weak a word, i LOATHE it.
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Find a brick. Slap your face into it multiple times until you are unconscious. You will find when you wake up you have wasted about the same amount of time as playing this game.
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155 continues... the plane part is the easiest, i'd have to say I spent the most continues on the beachball but the hardest to master was the first level easily.
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Only thing bearable about this game is the music. The other elephant games were awesome. This one was boring and irritating. I know its Insane mode, but it should at least be beatable by some measure of skill. It was less about skill when I played, and more about just replaying over and over until the RNG went my way. 2/5
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For some reason (not sure if it's intentional), left keeps the elephant stationary relative to the obstacles, and pressing nothing makes him move backwards. Counter-intuitive to say the least.
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greece part is the stronger one for sure (after beatchball part..) everything block your way got damn...
ps: i am from greece..
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It's a good game. I just don't find it to be a FUN game. What's here, gameplay-wise, is very simple and straightforward. You've got great music to go along with it, as well. However, I just wish there was more to it than that. I would give it a 2/5. I like what you've done here, but I don't find it fun.
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insane is impossible. i cant get past the beachballs. and who came up with the whole "elephant goes backwards" thing?
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Only 1 continue on easy -.-
even the first part is freakin impossible on insane.
hard? they need to make a new level of badge just for this
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103 continues
i kinda liked it
it does give you the kinda epic feeling when you`re running with the sings of "go get her!"
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well i know all of you don't really like this game but what the heck. Well the graphic concept is simple, the controls are relatively easy, except for the part when the elephant goes behind when not going forward, the music is kind of annoying at times but i love it. it's very good in my opinion. the badge is indeed very hard but if you get the hang of the levels you can get through it easily. it all depends on luck and skill, and since i posess both i was able to finish the game with 143 continues in 15 minutes. Overall it is a good game but for most players really difficult.
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hardest hard badge in the history of hard badges, doesnt jmtb's games have enough badges cant we get some on some good ones? even epic weeks games were pretty crappy, i mean really? a mausland game? please...
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One of the most horrible game I've ever played, and not only on Kongregate: horrible music, non sense objective, unexisting story, horrible graphic, really bad control. 1/5