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If the developers can’t even figure out how to make separate controls for music and sound effects, they deserve to have their games rated 1/5..
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how many people taught that the kraken was going to be a giant killer squid but it turned out to be a small pink squid
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erm i think i screwd the game.. on wave 2 of the first level, i upgraded 3 cannons to have fire and i suddenly won the level.
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difficulty ramps up way too fast cannons cost too much to be effective by island 2 leaving the only method to win is using kraken spam. take birds out of game, cannon without upgrade is too underpowered 3/5. this game just feels like it was pushed out the door
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great game, basicly pvz, but different elements. and port cannons, differently facing "plants" and "zombies" not to mention--- *someone summons the kraken* let no joyful voice be heard, let no one look up to the sky in hope. and let this day be cursed, by we who ready to wake................... *texts goes up super fast* THE KRAKEN!! *kraken luanches tentacal and pwns everything* that.... audiance: OWNED!
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captain:arr mateys hows the plunderin' going? green pirate: well for starters, we need more cannons. *red pirate shoots normal size cannonball from pistol thats SMALLER than the ball* green pirate: whoa. blue pirate:i wounder..? *blue pirate takes out his missle launcher* green and red pirates: where'd you can a missle launcher? blue pirate: found it on ebay. *blue pirate takes out worlds smallest missle launcher* green: lemme guess. ebay? blue: nope. the island you crashed into last time. green: ah *blue pirate launches a nuke the size 2309128490829038129038 trees* other pirates: DUCK AND COVER!!!! captain: thats nothing! *hes pushes the red button and destroyes the entire island and all its treasure is teleported onto the ship*
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The fast forward button is a neat effect and all... although I am concerned that frequent use of it will cause vision problems :/
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elcome to pirate oil drilling co. we have so much oil were currently using as offer ings to monsters, burning it, and swimming it. have a nice day.
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what the...? on 66k plays?... oh.. well.. ill check the plays on armor games...
888k plays? well, now we know armor games didnt mass advertise this game,
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Let no joyful voice be heard...
Let no man look up at the sky in hope..
And let this day be curse by we who ready to wake.... THE KRAKEN
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the poem captain said the poem creepy like but that kraken was weird it was not scary or creepy it maid me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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The kraken broke my game... just went super slow, nothing I did would speed it up... 15 MINTUES TO SUMMON THE THING!!!!!!!!!! Not cool.
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Captain:Men that was a tough battle we just fought, Crew member: I captain, should we set sail. Captain: Yes but first men we need to trash all our cannons and some of you need to jump overboard, then we will set sail. Crew Member: Captain?