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Okay! Let me get this straight: Scientists of the Soviet Union in the 1950s have been working on a "rocket giraffe", that is- a giraffe with it's neck restrained at the initial half-way point to hold it's body down and just at the top of it's neck is a collar with rockets on both sides. The rocket giraffe magically propells through it's increasingly long neck across platforms a handler must direct the giraffe across in order to win the war on capitalism? And it gets a average rating of less than 5.0? SERIOUSLY!
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I mean, great title, could've would've should've been a good game. The fact is, you cannot make a game like this without upgrades. The achievements should give you additional money that you can spend on upgrades. I mean, I will give it a 2.5/5, but add some upgrades and ill bump it to a 5/5.
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if they did not ran out of monekys dogs cats turtels rabbits cows deer and the pig then they would not be using a giraffe for this rocket testing
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Am I the only one who's Giraffe never goes onto the platform unless it's the very first time, otherwise I need to refresh to get him to not fall to his doom :P
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OMG I LOVE THIS GAME its so damn awsome :D my record is to get 3 stars (1 mil points) verry great for when you got nothing else to do. Just awsome :)
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II believe this giraffe is a twilight-vampire, as everyone probably know, the snow reflects a lot of sun, and when the giraffe touches it, it goes through it's fur, which causes it to sparkle.
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war going on, nukes in the backround, helicopters flying bye, and a giraffe thats head is on fire.
thats all i need to play this game all day.