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Spitemaster

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does this game just take a really long time to load, because I've been at the "Refueling Rockets" screen for a long time.

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Highscore

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How does the blood get to its brain?

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conquer123

May. 16, 2011

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XElminsterX

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia..... they have Giraffes with rockets strapped to their heads and never ending stretchy necks!

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thorax117

May. 16, 2011

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kasual

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm dreading the X-rated spinoffs.

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hektikbeatz

May. 16, 2011

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Rebellion777

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @laph i don't know, but i want whatever he's on...but i'd better only take half of it, i'm sure he has a high tolerance for it O.o

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kingddd

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The only difficult achievement is the 5000 point death, and that's because it's near impossible to actually kill yourself at all let alone in the half a second time period that you actually remain less than 5000 points. Good game, but too repetitive. I just got bored of it after 10 minutes...

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dragonlord10

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Every game the maker made is spend time more then 1day-1month and Mapinpan U spend 1 min to type then!

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HorrorPunk

May. 16, 2011

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RupertGriffin

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty cool, but... With no learning curve, no goal, and only two controls,.. Meh, I've played better. Granted, I suppose RUA has the same faults... But it was more awesome.

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bowen10000

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just don't really see much of a draw to this game, it is just a painfully oversimplified, graphically overdone version of more original games like Solipskier or the rollercoaster one. feels like a tossed together game with a giraffe and Russians included to make it seem cute and funny. I don't even understand how I survived some jumps, apparently I can hover up randomly... pretty much a waste of time, the current 3.70 rating is too high. 1/5

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LaBaDa

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I played for an hour to get nearly 100 million, and now there are people with 500 million... now THAT is dedication (or, hacks).

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mapinpan

May. 16, 2011

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GhilleSniper

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who cares about capitalist America

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qazplmks

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT WERE GOING SIDEWAYS NOW WERE GOING ALL CRA CRA

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KitKat420

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Uhm okay so I'm an idiot and just located the quality button XD

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asero99

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can the giraffe eat?

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KitKat420

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm loving this game.. but sadly my PC sucks so the only thing I would say that should be added is a quality control button thingy lol 5/5 (:

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stupidity109

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In capitalist America, Snow doesn't burn!

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KrazyIvan96

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Forget upgrades, this game is awesome! If it had upgrades I'd actually get bored of it pretty quick because I last so long as it is. And without upgrades at least it takes a little skill.

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Shadragon

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got 3.5 million points on my second run and felt accomplished, then i saw the high scores.

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duv8

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god... another hit by jmtb02

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MstrCrft

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man that Giraffe sure is tough. He got his head strapped to a jet pack, he broke through more walls than you could count, he goes so fast that he lights himself on fire... on snow, and he has almost drowned more than a thousand times. Yet he just pulls his head back in, wiggles his ears, and goes again and again and again with that look of determination on his face.

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TZwien

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Solid 3/5 due to no upgrades and really no reason to play after your first attempt.

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black_fox

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd stop rebuilding the wall after the first or second jump. How low are these guys expectations anyway?

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Shunned

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's like robot unicorns, but with a better title

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lostboxers

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boringgg. needs upgrades.

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ChillaxingMonkey

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) .. what.... what the hell did I just play? Amazing, I'm just wondering how John got the idea for this game

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Ohbye

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok so, I travelled 1534451 feet in 218 seconds. That's 467.7 km in 3.63 minutes. So my average speed was.......7723.5 km per hour?!?!?!?!?!? I'm surprised there's anything left of the giraffe after it fell....

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fartman114

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you know what makes an awsome game the music the intensity and these guys

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terorrfang

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's an alright game... just hate "Bonus points for timing your jumps" once you get so fast --> I--I is a miss and I----I is great. it become nearly impossible to achieve anything but miss or great

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Jiraf

May. 16, 2011

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gillstar34

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ISR,Giraffes test humans

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Joks32

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) only the tittle deserves a 5/5

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gotme

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) refueling rockets...

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Addison0

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Aren't most games at least slightly more complex? I mean seriously, you just jump when there's a chasm. It's still hilarious, but I don't see why they couldn't have had enemies or upgrades or something.

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shikimaru17

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah it's like that unicorn game again.

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N00b123

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Headlines: Launch could have been better LOL THE GIRAFFE DIED, YOU THINK?

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daz7

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades.

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N00b123

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My first reaction: HOW LONG IS THAT GIRAFFES NECK!?

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Silvios

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) omg this game is sooooo wrong its sooo good!!!!

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LRSM

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) over 9000 points...... thats over nine thousand..... word

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N00b123

May. 16, 2011

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ironmidget

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) over 10 000 000 points!!!!!

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MusicxxAddicted

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if this game gets badges, I'll jizzinmypantz

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foopy

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is automaticaly the bestest game every because its soviet

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delthir

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, Giraffe jumps you!

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DarthVulrog

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mines been saying refueling rockets for the last 5 mins....Yes I refreshed the page like 436574554 times. Plus other games work. Anyway though 5/5 just cause the name.

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