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Kyru

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This has Jmtb02 written all over it. Rockets? Check. Obscure object of the Animal Kingdom? Check. Placing said Animal in an insane situation? Check. Smashing art style to keep PETA from raging? Check.

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BOOOOM182

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how did this get funding?

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conorthegon

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol this game is ridiculous in so many ways

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Ez92

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun for a little while, but then it becomes an exercise in personal stamina.

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Ravage002

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i thought i was doing pretty good the first time when i got 1mil points, then i looked at the high score. -_- 5/5!

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AlfMorena

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you read the news it says the giraffe pummeled to his death...thats not nice O.O

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Jmp_Man

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh, jeez... was that a giraffe? How long is its neck!?

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DarthVulrog

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) U-S-S-R! U-S-S-R! U-S-S-R!

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xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Only the Soviets would...

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Ichigo_13

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well i'm glad to see that there are still some accurate games out there, this really makes me happy to see someone actually depicting Soviet russia correctly! Keep up the good work sir!

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yonemesis677

May. 16, 2011

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greatjimbo

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) too easy

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Firemarth

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @jm555112 And U.S.A. tried to train dolphins to be suicide torpedoes

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jm555112

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @erikblack6 your smart! you cant even get all of the acheivments in one shot because you have to die... twice. nice going

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500swimmer

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is not far from something Russia would do. In WW2 they trained dogs to be suicide tank bombs.

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JangaX

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's not loading for me :( Help! D:

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silverfin88

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Can anyone say tinywings?

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Erikblack6

May. 16, 2011

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Gwiz

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the eff can people get 500 million score? It's not a difficult game, it's just time consuming, but it took like 30 minutes to get 19 million for me...

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zephyrre

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's just a kong port of a one-button iphone app. >_<

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Sandwich1

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thats it? Theres absolutely nothing else you could have added to that game? Poor armor games I expected better

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lilpete100

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is the best game about a giraffe with an endless neck and rockets attached to its head i have ever played

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crazybubbles

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) NOOOOO!!!! I loved awesome giraffe...

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DaStraw

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game doesn't like me it just keeps going on and on and on and on

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simivalley

May. 16, 2011

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doogong1688

May. 16, 2011

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Posly

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how in the beginning they don't even have a hole for the giraffes head to go through, they just launch it through the wall!

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LordKevin

May. 16, 2011

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Lightstarr

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtb02 is a insane genius!! :D

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mdm999

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i saw Soviet and had to play

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inferrro

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, giraffes.... get shot from cannons...

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Shadowstar097

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FIRS........ oh wait a minute.........

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Wii12

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I just developed a fetish for giraffes. Thank you.

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mkol

May. 16, 2011

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TheLightDemon

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you have a problem with the game just never loading, right click and press play.

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icelord646

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Animal cruelty games are going up in the world. Giraffe heads aren't.

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ArmoredVTOL

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MAKE MY ROOM STOP MOVING!!!

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WildTiger

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) High scores for jump combos, please.

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drunkbatman

May. 16, 2011

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madman96

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) add upgrades and/or power-ups to make this game great!

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madman96

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of that llama game, but without the upgrades.

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sweetmcjayjay

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Where's the statement saying "No giraffes were harmed in the making of this game"?

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mikesto

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who knew that when gifaffes jump they sound just like elephants when they jump too..

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Snowowl

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtb02 remains one of my favorite flash game developers.

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Louie688

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun the first time.

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dmoumo

May. 16, 2011

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gangster301

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrades would give the game better replayability.

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Ein3567

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol Oh too awesome

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Kyuketsukiyuuki

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "had no real way of exitting on it's own -Had to point out the spelling errors in the news report :< Ignoring that, this game is fantastic, I keep on trying to imagine how it would work if the giraffe flew far enough to circle back where it started... The screen would probably end up full of stretched giraffe neck...

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Isa0196

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) STALIN SALUTES YOU

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