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the background causes the game to lag incredibly on lower end computers.
just for some historical lesson for realism in the next game. Soviets would have experimented on humans, americans tended to experiment with animals. xD
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Not a bad game, but a bit easy I think. It stops going faster way too early, and to reach the top scores it's just a matter of who can last the longest without getting bored.
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We must destroy that giraffe! Send all our helicopters, load them with missiles, and send all our troops! Sir! I have an idea! We could find the body and bomb that.
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I was like.. hmm, interesting title, let's see.. no menu, just press W to play, ok... then they launched a giraffe's head, ok.. that was unexpected.
Music is fine. Sometimes it says 'perfect' while the jump doesn't work and I fall down. 4/5
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nice game! i knew this one would be crazy as i saw the "jmbt02" on start.. but please make an save-option to the archivements! :)
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'By jmbt02', and 'Okay, this time you're a giraffe in a Soviet military base'...all I needed to know that this game was worth playing.
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UPGRADES NEEDED!!! AWESOME GAME!
now i know, what about said my grandfather... so it was a military GIRAFFE!
hi from russia)
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Pretty fun only thing I saw that sucked was that your achievements get wiped out when you leave the page and come back so getting the achievements will be pointless if they are not saved.
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Jesus Christ, the PETA is going to sue this down. This is horrible animal cruelty at its extre-...Oh wait, its in Sovetic Russia...Ok then