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VijgenVeger

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'Experts agree that it was a preventable accident caused by distracted handler.' It's all my fault. I'll make it up to you by stretching your neck to infinity again.

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Ciucku

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well I made 2 mil and I through that's a lot but when I saw the highscores I saw the first guy , 200 mil? are you serious? NO LIFER!

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Badgeswuzhere

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When I saw this on recent games, I said out loud "What the f*ck?" and clicked away.

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Lloyd22

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) AWESOME! but too easy

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tkdmanser

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why don't they use meters instead of feet. How dumb are you?

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tommy2468

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A giraffe that can stretch up to 121.92km (400, 000 ft) ? I know what I want for Christmas!

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Elmyr

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) omg does it ever end? Yet another game that jmtb made just to make fun of us. 1. How long will we keep pressing the up and down keys as long as he keeps giving us points and achievements? and 2. How high will his fanboys rate his game for the privilege? We're the subject of the experiment, not the giraffe! :p 5/5, keep up the good work.

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tubbsy

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how long does it need to refill rockets?

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RussianWarLord

May. 16, 2011

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kabuki

May. 16, 2011

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istorik

May. 16, 2011

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XV88

May. 16, 2011

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Tikithehut

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lots of fun! You might consider moving the "Perfect", "Excellent", "Missed" (etc.) text to someplace else on screen. Right now it blocks the view of your next jumps sometimes.

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rainerunsinn

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Naaaarrr... the poor giraffe! Nice game:)

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chaotikalkid

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOVED IT ! i dont care a bout archievements 5/5

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Heindal

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Funny, if you like this crazy sense of humor - as i do ^^. However it gets boring with the time. You can´t upgrade, there is no story (poor russnapped giraffe!) and there is no point in getting the achivements. Maybe you should think about benefits for achivement or an upgrade system. Maybe some enemies that need to be destroyed, different landscapes/levels ...

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lukacho

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) waiting for "in soivet russia something goes backwards" jokes

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Posly

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, giraffe launches you!

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superbillbob

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtb02, what did you do to think of this...

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miauw62

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know the soviets where also researching large floating chunks of rock.

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miauw62

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The title did it for me.

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Giric

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ditto on the upgrades. Nice work otherwise!

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NewCaprica

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Quality control, plz :(

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remethep

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really nice game. 4/5, upgrades would make this a 5/5 game. Keep up the good work. :D

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GodsoftheArena

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In soviet russia, giraffe rockets you!

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crazydan

May. 16, 2011

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Deminish

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtb02 STOP WATCHING MY DREAMS!

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kuchi666

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Read the Title => 5 Stars xD

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Sum2k3

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just the name makes me to give 5/5

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mrpx

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, how a giraffe helps in the war?????

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Frylord

May. 16, 2011

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311joshua

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i rate this 3/5 it has such good potential but after a while....there was nothing left to keep me playing...after so many double jumps and grinds (keep in mind i played for a good 15 minutes) it was the same platforms over and over again. make the missles actually play a part in the game, both for the good and bad, speed up and speed down. extra bounce or something. it was just too repetitive for me to rate higher

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julos

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mhhhhhhh WTF ?

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deleteduser

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs upgrades

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TwistOff

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FINAL SCORE: 10,569,993 DISTANCE TRAVELLED: 1,884,570 FEET It could last forever so I dived, like I've never dived before :P

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ElementAtreyu

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sweet game. You know there will be badges for this one.

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MalayangPilipino

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Darn, There should be an upgrade system which offers a radar!

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pur3p00nage

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) rockets seem to need a lot of fuel

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pendal

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3/5 for several reasons .. 1. needs upgrades 2. needs some kid of HUD 3. seems like it was just pushed out the door with no real thought behind it.

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GagLV

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) can't find mute...

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Scherazade

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Played for 10 minutes now... Is there no end like in this penguin game, where you chrashed into the ice wall at the end? Neverminde. Nice game though!

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MalayangPilipino

May. 16, 2011

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toughguy

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the giraffe has a face of :kill me now" before you start thye launch

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phycopaddy

May. 16, 2011

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MorkaisChosen

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, though it doesn't seem to be saving my progress, which is annoying.

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pilipinasmalakas

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) poor giraffe D:

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sdfwrestler

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ya it is hard, when u try to lose at the start or within 200 points of 5,000

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annoushka

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "preventable accident caused by distracted handler"....am i a murderer of a poor innocent giraffe..?

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Chipcore

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) btw. did anyone realize that you're constantly descending? :D

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lileco

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next game will be with an blue elephant throwing his snout!

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