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For all of the fools saying "OMG SO MANY CALORIES BURNED!!!" The mass of a T-Rex is enormous, so naturally it burns a ton of calories.
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Hey! Wanna burn 10,000 calories in two minutes... Well do i have a workout item that will virtually reconstruct your life and your body!
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..........wow doesn't burning 50,000 calories kill you or something i mean you would only weigh 0.00000000001 pounds after
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"Sir, the wheel landed on hat again. What should we do?"
"Give it another hat retard."
"But sir, this is the fourth one."
"I don't care. Give the T-rex another damn hat!"
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But I thought dinosaus could shoot lasers out of their mouths! Why can't they survive these lasers... hang on a second. Were those lasers made by... LASER CATS?
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Attention ArmorGames,
This is the Care-for-Animals foundation. We do not approve of you putting animals such as elephants into dangerous situations like this. If you do not stop this madness, we will be forced to revoke your ability of purchasing animals.
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We clearly need a badge for these people who find it way too easy to control a T-rex running on a treadmill while avoiding lasers and spike balls.
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Who test a T-rex on a tredmill for starters then goes on to put spikes a wheel of awesomeness then final has a party with the T-rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After 70,000 calories andacheiving 4hats of which combine into a super lincoln hat this guy diserves some breakfeast. Poor Bastard.
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Cruelity to T-Rex Foundation does NOT approve of this game, even in the name of how-long-will-a T-Rex-last-on-a-treadmill research. Also I keep thinking the screen's rolling to the left.
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good and fun game shame badges are easy to get in one go but defo a favorite and why is that win the game spin so annoying its so annoying but having confetti blind my screen is quite fun
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57 wheel spins, 4 hats, at least +8 to wind and spikeball speed, +3 or 4 to each laser, 51mph, and 63k+ calories. i think i did pretty okay :D was one heck of a party by the end of it :D confetti and flashy lights EVERYWHERE xD
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40mph treadmill 7 party 4 hat 2 lazers on each side about 10 mph wind towars the windmill and i just kind of hit the ground and went spat
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Max party, +5 wind, 51 mph treadmill, lasers about the width of the treadmill, +3 gamespeed, 60k calories burned.
OH GOD. I had all 3 lives, and lost all 3 of them in under 30 seconds.
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My theory on dinosaur's extinction is a bunch of scientist 100 years from today will go in the past and do this experiment, thus killing all the dinosaurs. so in other words HUMAN RACE Ruled the Earth even before our specis existed