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Get all lasers, 4 left right movement, 2 up down movement.
Then upgrade the lasers, move to the top of the screen and point the lasers at your ship's center. The enemy ships don't damage you and your lasers shoot in all directions...
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@CosmicMonkey1395 It's not a bug, it's a feature. Give it a while to transition the upgrade, if you want it to transition faster upgrade Transition. (Page 3)
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there needs to be a mass upgrade option for a specific gun part, cuz i just reorganized my parts and its gonna take me like 5 mins to upgrade everything :(
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wtf why do the avatars look like pokemon..... a efffing pollywhirl and a pikachu?!?! i was so confused
btw lasers kill everything so people use them!!!!!!!!
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everyone, be patient, yes, just wait, it is worth it, stop complaining about waiting, it doesnt take 30 minutes to load, it just takes 1-5 minutes, be patient, please
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Heart Rate upgrade... "oh sweet this is cheep!" .... *poops*..... *throws laptop*..... "ummm... sure hope this doesn't pop up again or I'm going to have one hell of a mess"
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"You again? I hope you've showered this time." Omg. Screw you. How did you know that I haven't showered in over a week...
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Oh. The game purposely loaded slow. You ****er, you purposely made it take a year to load so that you could skyrocket your bank account on this ridiculously high and previously unmentioned interest rate!
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This game took the longest to load of any game I've ever played, EVER. With an advertised download speed of 100mb/s (10-30 in the real world), it took over a minute and a half to load... That' doesn't matter to me though. What kind of interest are we... HOLY F.. oh my god... Wh... FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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So randomly upgrading things and not reading what they do got me a nice scare and almost pissing my pants from the heart rate thing...
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I will give this game 1 star, then increase my score by a star at irregular intervals until it is at 5 stars. It seems in the game's spirit.