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First, I gave it 3/5. Then I realized this game has just hooked me up for 5 straight hours. That simply deserves an extra star or two. :)
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this game would go by a lot faster if there was a button to "kill" the nerd so that you don't have to sit there and wait for him to bounce around for extremely small gains in distance for 5 minutes every trial.
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Hogh Hogh, ziz geek, she is ze worst translator of Fronch eveggg. Do not complain too much about ze game, the publisher she is fronch too, and will zurrendegh immediately if pushed!!! 4/5 Work on your english skills buddy or else I will start chugging freedom fries!
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Also, trolling set aside, mocking its own moronic diamond system with the fat nerd blurbs is insulting to the player as well. Why should I pay you, when there are 34576394 games in the world, for free, to get entertained with? WHY SHOULD I PAY?
Please thumbs up if you agree.
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at first i wanted to give it 4/5 because of the diamonds but because of the insane speed he can fly with im changing that to 5/5 :D
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the geek said "boobies are always better than this game, tho ive never seen any" when denize is rite behind him. that was priceless
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Uh......685,030' and I hit a cannon. I click to fire and my guy comes barreling out and hits an invisible wall and stops dead...WHAT!?!!?
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Just wish you would install an esc button to end the current throw. Quite annoying to sit and wait for each throw to end, because gravity in this game is weird and seemingly doesnt exist very much. That or the friction is very low...
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Try getting him stuck in a cannon, then shooting him along the ground into another cannon. I got like 350,000 on just that one move, and still had all my power smashes left over.
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Sorry, to further my previous comment... always aim horizontally, not 45 degrees like you'd normally expect. The power hits at ~0 degrees are godly as you get a ton of forward momentum. Enough bees and cannons will get you height and more speed.
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Gotta echo Mattesp. I hit a 750k distance shot at level 12 with only the ninja headband and the 5k cost weapon. No other mods. Maxed the meter slowing skill first for power hits, and then maxed strength.
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For those just starting out: remember that everything you can buy is used to increase one of three things: money, distance, or XP. (Before you scroll down to call me an idiot since the ninja headband increases bees and cannons, remember that each of these adds distance.)
So start by worrying about money, then XP, then when you have enough money to buy whatever you want (like the gorilla arm or frost sword) then turn your attention to distance.
There's also a lot of low-hanging fruit when it comes to collecting diamonds. As others have mentioned, visiting the sponsor page and hitting the geek as he walks back are easy ones to get. So is letting the geek walk all the way back -- just take a weak shot and he'll be back in no time! It's worth reading through the achievements first so you can come up with a strategy for unlocking the walkman and the sunflower seed back as quickly as possible.
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@ Big flames2009 if u dont hit the nerd he sais "the is not mute button" and "this game has been made 1million times before so thus doktortr is a NERD! (and a nub)