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Wow! That dude runs even faster than Sonic and smashes even stronger than a Falcon Punch! What have you guys been feeding him? Steroids? xD
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I haven't commented on a game in ages, but I feel I have to for this game. THIS GAME IS GREAT!!! Finally someone took the time to put some real effort into one of these "Toss the _____" games. Brilliant Aim/Hit system and top notch effects and detail. You did good people, you did good. P.S. Love the meat trees.
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Badges were never all that meaningful. I've got a 43 next to my name, and I'm still just a dude playing flash games online. The extra weapons are like the developer's "thank you" for donating to them. Heaven forbid.
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This game is just stupid. I mean really stupid. It glamorizes, anti-intellectualism, and brutish violence. Against "Geeks". Whats really ironic is how when the "geeks" walking back he says violence isn't the answer you know, and its suppose to be funny, and somehow make the "geek" look bad. That and its a exact copy of Toss the Turtle.
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Great game, definite 5/5.
Hitting with the angle at about 15-35 degrees has been working very well for me, just got the hard badge. When you hit at this angle with a killer shot, you're moving horizontally so fast that you hit at least 5-10 bees every bounce and its a lot easier to time your power shots. You're also more likely to hit a cannon or a giant robot and at the speed you're moving, the effect becomes much better. I hit a cannon off of my first bounce and shot myself 15,000 feet in the air and about 150,000 feet before hitting the ground!
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I think the important question to ask when deciding whether to complain about paying for extra features is, "Does the missing content cripple the game?" And the answer here is a giant no. People are complaining that there's an in-game incentive to tip. If you're a badge whore, you can get all 3 badges without paying. If you're an in-game achievement whore, you can get all your in-game achievements without paying. So what's there to complain about, really?
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Fun at the start but hard to play over time.. 3/5 gameplay.. 2/5 graphics (they do make a game more enjoyable).. 4/5 weapon names and choices - yay humor - ..
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how do i buy things from shop i click on them and they dont buy i want to buy a sausage and its 250 and ive got 330 but it wont buy. someone please explain how to buy exactly =/
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SpectralSpiral :"Hey, before we release this grind game where you have to stare at a fat guy's butt; let's complain about the commenters so we won't get slagged off so much."
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The requirement that you set a book down on the right arrow key or blow your item slot on something that does it for you is ridiculously asinine. Also, the timing required on the power smash can be exceedingly peculiar (and annoying).
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"Hey, before we release this grind game where you have to stare at a fat guy's butt; let's complain about the commenters so we won't get slagged off so much."
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Can't get certain awards without buying diamonds? What bs. The only reason to do the challenges is to get those anyway.
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Great game, but is the ONLY way to get more than the 250 diamond unlocks to give them real money? (i.e. 455 is the max from achievements, but there are unlocks at 250, 500, 750, and 1000.) 5/5 for the game, 0/5 for that, average it.
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Yeah, honestly even if I may sound like the geek in this game... Kreds really burn me out because no matter how hard I work, there will always be better that I can't attain without shelling out real cash--and as always if I'm going to pay real money, I'm going to go out and buy a real game. Not a chintzy flash game. PS: this game is awesome and all my 5's are belong to it, but Kreds in this game is crap.
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Finally got the hard badge. Its really all luck, i got 2 cannons in a row and the second one sent me like 15,000 feet in the air, got me 700,000 distance easily.
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Congratulations! You just won the Totally Smashed Badge and 15 points!
10 killer shots (total) 3 power smashes (single trial)
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What's particularly displeasing about this game's use of Kreds to buy in-game items, is that you cannot see what the items are or what their benefits may be until you have enough Diamonds for them to be revealed in the game, of which there are not enough obtainable through normal means to reveal all of them. Integrating the Kred system into games gets a bad enough response as it is, and asking people to blindly buy content for your game certainly cannot be helping matters.
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i was going to rate this 5/5, but i'll drop a star for the dependancy of real money to unlock the endgame stuff.. i mean, if i do all ingame accomplishments (which are going to be a pain on the ass) i still cant unlock the 2nd tier of equips... lame, dumb, stupid
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this game makes me feel like a manly man filled with menergy (energy for men) from drinking manana flavored powerthirst