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probably lots and lots of rainbows and i mean LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of rainbows like about 3 but yeah......apparently humans are tripping on them these days *troll face*
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Be the skinny worm don't be the snail so then you can shoot the worm spit[whatever it is] across the map and damage people instead of standing near the chest for them to come at least do some damage :)
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LOL, the fun that I had when, after upgrading most of the traps, I was just sitting at one doorway and waiting for humans to "step into my mouth"! Nom Nom Nom! Great game, it did its job. 5/5 from me
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Me: Is it true that you get a new perk for your doom chest and power ups?
Salesmans: why yes if you play on king you can get a new perk and power ups for only 5.99
Me: 5.99!?
Salesman: batterys not included
Me: What?
Salesman: postage and packaging 27.99
Me: but its just a website
Salesman: heres my card *hands me the card and walks off*
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Guy: Oh man did you see that monster destroy all of them in one line!?
Guy: Of course I did but he wasn't aiming for us. Just keep going!
(Monster blasts the crud out of the humans)
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Guy 1: I see that Timmy, Johnny, and Bobby just got eaten by that huge monster. I still think we should keep going. You think so? Guy 2: Nah, Imma go climb that bomb ladder. Guy 1: Alright, Good Luck. (They both die)
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It's probably just me, but it keeps on getting stuck after I turn of all sound. It asks me if it can store info on my cpu, and it doest click.
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Human 1: There's a trap shooting antimatter at us with an advanced AI, let's just keep walking, maybe it won't notice if we act casual.
Human 2: The ladder is rigged with mines, might as well climb it anyway.
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I did not know I had a monster fetish... until I met Jennifer. I'm not sure how you got past the censors with this. HOT