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awesewa

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) OH! "I suddenly realized over have of us in the room have facial hair" :)

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ant123tna

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder if punching somebody who is smarter than you an acceptable way to win a philosophical debate? Either way it is a great game and I think it has replay value which quite a few "good" games lack

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AlexALEX2

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 10/5 for the game. I like the games that makes me think about our life and think about world and Methods of communications with other peoples. That's Probably the best philosopher game ever made.

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foxicious

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love Socrates,you sir,you are good. I'd love to see future art from you. Keep it up.

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Superdupercat

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is what I've always wanted.

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happyman12

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the temptation to insult the other philosophers' face is always there. I'm looking for contradictions and such, and then I see "Your Face is Ugly." 5/5 just for that

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nocibambi

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That was fun! Though, I could have make a try with Nietzsche.

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AlexALEX2

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i like girls like Ari. Excentric and funny.

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HadroLepton

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I really like this game but it is tiring waiting for the text to trickle in character by character. I know I can click to skip the text animation but that is cumbersome because I have to click for EVERY sentence. It is also unreliable because when the sentence is short and the animation stops before I click then I click away the sentence before reading it. Please add an option to disable text animation and just have the entire sentence appear at once.

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Annnnddd it's in. BUT AT WHAT PRICE?! Regardless, for those of you who want a bare-bones experience, that is now available to you. =)

ThirdParty

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If I ask Kant to clarify what he means by "Categorical Imperatives", he says "They are categorical, meaning they fall into different classes. They are also imperative, meaning they must always be followed." That's not right, especially the first bit; you've got the wrong definition of "categorical". (See http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/kant-moral/#CatHypImp .) Consider something like "They are categorical, meaning they apply to everyone, without exception. They are also imperative, meaning they tell us how to behave."

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Thanks for pointing that out! We'll fix that. =)

luqui01

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you see any deer around?" "No." "Yo see? Ma repellent working". 5/5 for that.

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Snowdude635

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love it when you go NONSENSE it reminds me of OBJECTION

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dancingbull

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fantastic, but even harder and more confusing than ace attorney!

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phugedaboudet

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) when you got to start out fixing a shady salesman's scam pitch for him, well, you gotta wonder what "philosophy" players are going to be railroaded down.

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Glucharina

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm stuck with Euthyphro. How do I challenge his assumption that gods do exist and if they do, tell us anything?

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Treefur

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Woah, wait what? The argument with Pathagoras. "And clearly morality doesn't come from nature." "can you back that up?" "THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU< LAWLERSCAKTES!" No, Pathagoras, you claimed morality does not come from nature. Please back up that assumption. And the arbiter actually agreed he can sneak in that assumption? The burden of proof is on Pathagoras. WTF happened there?

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Gabriel_Abraham

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Well uh.. I really thought the Arbiter's face was ugly as a baboon's backside. He didn't agree with it..

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Android2137

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm only at Euthyphro, but I'm very frustrated because I know what I want to say, but the argument that comes closest does not hit the exact points I want to make. It reminded me of the times I got frustrated with the Ace Attorney series. I wanted to make the point that the knife did not match the knife wound or that my defendant was far too diminutive to use such a powerful gun without getting injured, but Phoenix/Apollo never read my mind, so they couldn't make that point for me until much frustratingly later if ever at all!

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

We've been trying to write custom responses for most of these situations. Can you PM me with what move you are trying to make, on what node, and what argument you think it would make? No promises, but I'd like to at least know =)

deux94

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I really like Protagoras :D he was nice with me

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rufilla

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If only you could spell aufwiedersehen more accurately. Yes. I know I've missed the umlauts (and again)

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Oops! We'll fix that. =)

EPR89

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) But! ... The deer! What happened to the deer! Is the deer alright?

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Nasuren

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Mmmm.... not bad. Not as good as Ace Attorney, but I sincerely wish you'd continue with this kind of game.

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) phoenix wright, dangan ronpa, and now this, may the genre of debating games flourish and inspire many, thank you for this creation ^_^ i think it might help me explain some of my answers in the philosophy finals i toke afew months ago to my teacher

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rpresser

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) TOO MUCH CLICKING. Should be an option to always display text immediately instead of slowly typing it out. RAGEQUIT

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Flibblebot

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Brilliant game, I love games that make me think. I just can't get past the last argument, though ("No point in trying"). Any clues?

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andymakespasta

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why is your face is ugly never a good argument?

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deetu1994

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i know how to argue but i got only two buttons that wont help!!

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

*Clicks press for backing*

OmgShary

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it reminds me of phoenix wright, which i like :)

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) thank you for not fueling more angsty teens then there already are

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primeoffense

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Amazing! It's that Ace Attorney thinga-ma-thingy... with philosophy!

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) whoops found the context to do it, comment withdrawn

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i had no ability of colliding the positive and negative imperatives by saving the sick through lies as exampled in mark twain's heaven or hell :(

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beamfox1

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's got kind of a Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney feel to it.

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asdjili

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is a great game. First time playing these. Always like philosophy.

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ElementalBrain

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I need more!!!

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

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kisamerolz

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if given time hobbes might have claimed that while the sovereign has higher power of the individual, with enough resentment from many individuals he may be overpowered and overthrown and punished which makes the contract give him power, and fear together of the ones who empower him.

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Interesting point. Obviously this game is meant to be the start of a discussion about the various philosophies, and not the end of it. =)

Zsirsertes

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I was expecting an epilogue, a home debate (not interactive, just a few clicks) between Ari and her dad, with the last line of Ari shouting "I HATE YOU DAD!" in the last picture showing the city from above. :D But still, this game was extremely entertaining without any of that, no question about the 5 stars. I still hate Kant, maybe that's why he managed to kill me once.

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RebeccaG10

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I recommend this game for homeschoolers.

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Nekotorture

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game... changed my life.

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Zsirsertes

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I truly hate Kant, always did.

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Lz_erk

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I felt like I was struggling against Jones more than I was against the first two or three debaters, but frankly, the last boss in this game is my favorite philosopher, and that's a categorical 5/5. [Try losing to the salesman after the end.] Any chance of a sequel [perhaps with more dialogue paths]?

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inyourface45

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "deer live in the woods! not the farms! thats whats wrong with your argument!" "DAAAAAD thats a incorrect blah blah blah on these premises!!" "and how is that exactly?" "ummm uhhh umm"

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Oh, interesting. We should add a response for this one on the next update. Thanks!

sissel87

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) phoenix wright?

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SeventhInsomniac

Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm only five minutes into this game, but I've already decided that this is the best thing ever.

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shoosein

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) An intelligent, gorgeous, witty game with likeable characters to teach argumentation and philosophy.

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Dunkab

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A very well thought out game. It does bash every idea of morality (as was intended), and makes you want to study more philosophy...

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Rosstin

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Beautiful artwork, excellent production values, and funny.

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Liederhoseni

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) An excellent tool to teach students basic argumentation and thumbnail sketches of major philosophers.

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sillybizz

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Deer take our jobs!

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