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Riverperson123

Dec. 01, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) "my opponent only believes what he does because his face looks like a baboons backside" BUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!

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NateMcCloud

Sep. 25, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Why is this game only rated 3.9!? It's a much more amazing game than that!

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Anastylos

Aug. 16, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who is glad that we did not have to debate with nitsche?

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wiplash2000

Aug. 07, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) The title of chapter two: "An old friend" really had me hoping we would get to argue with Billy again.

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del43780215_632

Jul. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) !!! Warning !!! Spoilers !!! - But wait, Socrates Jones, all did is show that IF the question about the origin of morality has no answer, then it's not so bad. You never actually proved that it INDEED has no answer. You just showed that four first suggestions for an answer were incomplete. So, maybe your escape from Otherworld was a little bit too early?..

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playr10

Jul. 19, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) is it bad that it took me a good hour or two to progress the first actual argument

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lukostello

Jun. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Its so interesting how this being a video game effects how this information is digested. Through the medium of games there is an emphasis on what we as the players decide to do making the question of morality that much more tangible and that relevance makes it so much more graspable. There were a few times were I was frustrated by the choice limitations. Like when Kant mentioned the positive imperatives I tried to counter with the lying one trying to see what he would say if in order to accomplish the positive I had to do the negative and vise versa. Similarly I tried to do the same thing with the arbiter. I wanted to say "if we work together (hobbes) we can still move forward, morality is not a destination but a direction" I also wanted to say to Euthephro "what method do the gods use? We sure could employ the same method in their absence" I also wanted to say to Mill "Then the most moral thing we can do is place everyone's brains in dopamine vats" and a few other things too..

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georgethecow

Jun. 09, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Well, it's time for my yearly play through just before Nintendo's E3. Happy gaming everyone.

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ghklvertu21

May. 27, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) "Few Dozen" *EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO LIVE TO 200 NOW JUST TO SPITE YOU.*

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dataraven

May. 23, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) @Raraw12 that's something I've noticed with this, and the Ace Attorney games. I remember blazing through every case in the first Ace Attorney as a kid, but I came back to it, and have to use a guide to get past a lot of them.

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Raraw12

May. 14, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Don't you love it when your 7th-grade sister beats the game in less than 2 hours and is faster than you :|

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greaperex

May. 14, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) This is a masterpiece. Well done!

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Raraw12

May. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) *spoilers?* LOL he said that they wouldn't need deer repellent and look what happened

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Bnanacheese

May. 08, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks to this game, I was able to compete in the Ethics Bowl at my university, without actually taking an Ethics class. The professor in charge was satisfied that I knew enough already, and the tools the game gives you are a great outline for making real arguments about morality. Honestly? This is one of the greatest games I've ever played, it has seriously changed my life ever since.

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Uvanera

Apr. 27, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It'd feel a bit less condescending if Protagoras didn't read from his paper after I started calling him out. It feels like he anticipated my argument and even scripted the whole anticipated exchange.

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Bananaegg

Mar. 03, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda like Ace attorney

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Gonamies

Feb. 14, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Such a cool thing to have a game about philosophy. I even used this in one of my classes when teaching philosophy in highschool after teaching them about Socrates, Hobbes and Kant, was nice yo have students play the chapters where they met those philosophers...

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darkness9909

Feb. 10, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It's a really interesting game that really makes you think about differant phillosophy from history. I wish I was smart enough to actually finish the game, I tend to think about phillosophy a LOT, but like I said "I'm not smart enough."

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donteatacowman

Jan. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It's been a while since I played this but it's just as good as I remember it!

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ThatAwesomeGuy12

Jan. 20, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) little bit late to the party, i know but i have to say this is the best flash game i have played in a while, nice job dev!

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thebomber12321

Jan. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) No Nietze though :( I even expected the mast guy to be him before I started arguing him. Still, loved the plot twist in the end :)

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thebomber12321

Jan. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Before even finishing the argument with Hobbles, I kept getting the idea that his basic flow was the way he saw the natural state. Long story short, while his is partly right, I keep thinking that big part of the basic morality is in our basic inticts. Hell, you can even see kinds of morality to many mamals. So what if the answer to all this is that the basic morality lives in our basic inticts? In the entire discussion with him we simply assumed that our basic inticts have nothing to do with anything other than (desperate) survival, but that's not nesseserily true.

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SiR_Wats

Jan. 05, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I first completed this game in 2013 and have played through it roughly once a year since then. No matter how many times I play this game, I love it more every time.

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The structure of this game is the hardest part, you can see all the holes in logic but you can only get to them in a really indirect way, it's not intuitive

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Why am I losing points for destroying someones core argument?!

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

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pepetheduck

Dec. 26, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) HUMBUG!

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Happyplayer12345

Dec. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I just love the nosense thing

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ea_the_best

Dec. 11, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Such a pearl, it never gets old

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GIJohnny

Dec. 09, 2018

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teynet

Dec. 09, 2018

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KingKaiden

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) MORTALITY IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Annnnnnnnnnddddddd Imma not voice the rest cause I wanna play this awesome game

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I spose if the question is how we should base our morals, there's no real answer I could give atm. You can't base it yourself soley, cause hey! We're fallible, and we could be wrong. But then if we're wrong, who's standard is that? Are their morals higher than our own? Though if we're not to judge then I spose the world could operate like that, though then we'd have no standards

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Just my own little pitch on philosophy here... (haven't played through the whole game yet as a forenote) I think on the whole, morality is a concept like time, where it doesn't really exist. It's rather a standard that we hold ourselves and others too. Though morality itself is something society has created. Hell, that we ourselves created to give deeper meanings to our actions. To feel better about the things we do. Like a kinda sticker you get when you do something right, the more you have (the more requirements you meet to your moral standards...) the better you are, be it to yourself or those around you. They do exist in the sense of our own standards and minds, (I know it's kinda sounding like Protagoras's argument rn, but it's not) however, it still leaves them in a grey area. As the short version, they really exist as an idea, kind of standard. Realizing as I write this I have a few holes and that I should be looking at this differently, but I'll get there....

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Cakedragon123

Nov. 09, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Wait hold on. Does everyone automatically learn English vocabulary and syntax in the afterlife to make it easier to talk to each other, or does everything they say just get magically translated to the person that the person is talking to if they don't speak the same language? The latter would make more sense, because who's to decide which language everyone should speak to each other in and also language is always changing, but if that's the case how can Kant still randomly speak in German, if, given that the latter explanation is correct, he already is speaking in German and we're just hearing it in English?

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lapidations

Nov. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The next game should be one about Accountancy xD

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lapidations

Nov. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) This game seems awesome, but the first music with it's left-right sound wobbling is really distracting if you're using headphones

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jetjay197

Nov. 03, 2018

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speedmaster2

Oct. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) this is not a spoiler its just part of chapter two where they say that the orginol sociacrats whent missing if you think about it abirtart the demon dude doesnt seem like an all knowing god of the knoldage dimention so i wonder is he socicrates

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speedmaster2

Oct. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) YESS THIS FEELS SO MUCH LIKE phoenix wright im so ready to play this also when u lose every argument on purpose

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johnny4lulz

Oct. 21, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) also the conclusion was very well done

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johnny4lulz

Oct. 21, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) fantastic game beating the final chapter felt extremely satisfying

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DakotaSlash

Sep. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I really like this game; it's clever, to the point, and it is based off of the Phoenix Wright series. My only problem is in the difficulty of the game. The difficulty doesn't come from the debates themselves, but in predicting the next train of thought Socrates will follow in a conversation. Because he's not accustomed to debate like many of the players are, I have to go out of my way to point out things that seem redundant such as Hobbes' natural state for mankind referring to what humans would be like without morality.

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3023550231

Sep. 08, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who nearly cried at the end? Oh wait, no, Protagoras nearly did too...

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SmolEmoBean

Aug. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) "GODDAMMIT VOLTIARE, WERE YOU PLAYING WITH MATCHES AGAIN!?" XD

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SmolEmoBean

Aug. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) this reminds me of ace attorney for some reason lol

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someoneorother

Aug. 03, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The one time you are arguing against somebody whose face is a literal skull, "your face is ugly" is taken off the list of protests. NONSENSE!

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praveenraj

Jul. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) well you can replay that lose against billy. He'll buy the repelent then(and game will end)

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pixie999

Jul. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe he should have bought that repelent?

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