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Assassinjing1442

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) like this game next update should have hints to help get past difficult arguements. still i find this funny its related to Pheonix wright

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Kallerko

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for destroying my perfect Kantian morality. Five damn stars.

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main135s

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This was a really fun game, that last question was a bit of a jerk though. I was completely unable to link an argument up with his statement, i only made it because of a complete guess :L

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RatherHomely

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Finally! The philosophy classes I took in college are paying off!

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rikilord

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sadly most of the internet only has the first argument on their slate of challenges it seems.

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manito

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Someone needs to do some research about what accountants actually do. For Shame!

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ShadowLordXD

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Please make Socrates argue with Phoenix Wright. I just want to see them shouting OBJECTION and NONSENSE at each other.

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Mistheart101

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Arbiter's comment that he could ignore gravity made me laugh.

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Midlifecrisi

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like the way that the game just keeps "your face is ugly" as a desperate last resort.

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canbooo

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this game has become my personal favorite, but i must insist, Socrates was a myth... an imagination of Plato, who was an imagination of Aristotle. I mean come on, who buys it, when it is stated that Plato was the son of Ariston. That is just Aristotle mocking mankind.

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rodman89

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's been a while since I had an argument. That was so satisfying. Next time I find myself in a debate, I'm definitely vocally calling NONSENSE!!! on my opponent.

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woodstockdad

Aug. 22, 2013

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Darkri125

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) holy crap this is awesome

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a3lex33

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, were you inspired by Phoenix Wright? If yes, this will be the one awesome game.

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agentu2

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) IM STUCK ON THE 2ND FREAKIN ARGUMENT DDDDD:

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Shared

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I just love the fact that I'm not able to say that the Arbiter's face is ugly for I can't see it. Nice detail!

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Galev

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting...

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JackVermicelli

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The part in Hobbes's presentation about repercussions through lack of trust (in dishonest direct dealings and through reputation/observation) and unwillingness to make further contracts is glanced over.

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TheKillingField

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why no nietzsche tho?

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Kabuya

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Too bad all those "its" are misspelled and are written "it's"...

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Skxawng

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I realized long before the end that the Arbiter was the original Socrates. Telling him he had an ugly face was my attempt to make him throw away the mask, but apparently this didn't work. Btw: awesome game for real, 5/5.

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HappySunFlow

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fantastic game! The final battle felt like a proper boss battle, and I loved the humor and educational aspects of the game. I really, really hope this isn't the last we see of Socrates Jones ^-^

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Sinjin

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Welp. Now we need a sequel. Too good not to get one.

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kingmatt2010

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @pierocks166 Possibly

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MegamanMario7

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Can someone please dend me a download link for the song that plays when Socrates makes a good point?

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Sephiroth701

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Holy shit, the chapter 3 to 6 blew my mind at each argumentation, but still, it's was really great ! I would love to do listen to the OST, they are all awesome ! Anyway, thanks for making such a great game like this, like many said, it's look like a "Phoenix wright like", i love these. ^.^ 5/5 + instant fav

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ananabo

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) just buy the damn repelent

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eszefvsdf

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Good thing I bought all of them

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luqui01

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seller and costumer at apartment. Seller: Do you see any deers around here? Costumer: No... Seller: You see? My deer repellent works!

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ghostxtr

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) very funny, very clever and well thought out. This game deserves a sequel WITH NIETZSCHE, I was really looking forward to his argument...

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complexquanta

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The "fire in a crowded theater" argument is a classic equivocation between "speech" as creative expression of an idea and "speech" as any verbal utterance. If you yell "fire" in a crowded theater, you're not (primarily) expressing an idea. It was frustrating when questioning the relevance of that point didn't accomplish anything. I guess it would be neat if you could question that point and he would admit that he was wrong and change to a better example. You could maybe gain a few credibility points but it wouldn't have to change the flow of that debate.

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MarcoRolo

Aug. 22, 2013

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ratingace9999

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) amazing game you have to make a second one 25/5

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mad_hatter68

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I know that I shouldn't have slept during my philosophy lessons at school :( This game is great, even if it's a bit challenging for starters

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bumcheese1

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Played this in one sitting, very smart, very humourous and very well made ....also my head hurts 5/5

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cymacyma

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is a Great game of logics. Thank you. I enjoy the game very much.

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danmaster135

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This looks like a browser based Phoenix Wright game, love it!

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0dany0

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The strange thing is that i actually got something out of all this "Nonsense!"

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Fyrestrom

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After Kant I thought I had it made, but the the Arbiter tells me Nietzshe is next and I'm like "shit"....

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ItayK

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Excellent!

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lobis

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just finished the game and I loved it. I miss the Phoenix Wright games so I really enjoyed this game. I hope you will make a sequel!

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Hertzyscowicz

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder if it is a coincidence that I ended up using everything on everything at the exact point that I ended up against my own view on morality.

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JeffH58

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I really suck at this game.

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nelster

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is the Arbiter wearing a deer skull?

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nichoku00caylica

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is so much like Phoenix Wright. Which is a good thing.

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sealordash

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) nonsense is the equivalent to objection

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AdmiralKirk

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 'I'm an Accountant!" lol that was so funny

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newstomper

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is one of those that even if you find it extremely difficult you *still* want to do whatever you can to finish it.

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sealordash

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of phoenix wright

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qwertyuiopazs

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Technically, the #1 argument against the 3rd philosopher (not including Billy) doesn’t work. It doesn’t break any rules. Just sayin.

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