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greywolf13

Feb. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "personally I always liked the sweater vest" XD

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shotgunbarrel

Feb. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Lol A good Phoenix Wright like game... I wish I could got a ds

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aronzei

Feb. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so memorable I just had to play it again.

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CapnCanuck

Jan. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Whoever killed a man killed all of mankind" is from a Hadith, not from the Qur'an. i.e.: canonically from Muhammad's mouth not Allah's

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Tojara1

Jan. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Great game guys, couldn't get past the first argument when it was first released and now i finished it in less than an hour.

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roxasdog

Jan. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I don't think the phrase "I'm an accountant" has ever sounded epic before this game.

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Omnipotence1

Jan. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Sounds kinda broken.

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Treacle3Toast

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Where oh where did you get the idea that Socrates was anti-free speech????

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Treacle3Toast

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) According to Hobbes, the source of obligation to a contract lays in the sovereign's power to deal fear. The sovereign's power to apply such pressure comes from a contract between him and the people. The rhetorical question: but what obligates the sovereign to keep his end of the contract? Why didn't Hobbes reply simply with, "Revolt"?

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pharmacon

Jan. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I've enjoyed this game and still a bit dazed by ending. After all investigations nothing changed. And this is a precisely kantian position to analyze everything and still construct the very same. No surprise Nitsche didn't come. Btw Socrates indeed was ugly. Besides textual evidences, in antiquety he was depicted as a satyr. So it is possible to bring 'ugly face' into play.

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WindyRevalations

Jan. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) When Hobbes' arguments are defeated, he looks like a startled cat.Love the game!

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nikie110

Jan. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Developer, by the design of Ali, i think your favourite philosopher is indeed not the last one, but John Mill, isn't it ???

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DarkBlackMomba

Jan. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game, I love the whole thing, especially the ending about how there is no true answer. That was cool. Favorited!

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kooldragon95

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Now, I just want to know what the ORIGINAL Socrates's answer was.

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Shiruban

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I have forseen the end.... :( Still a very nice and funny philosophical game

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Rose9Lee

Jan. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That was a long game for me..... that I had to comment. Thank you for this game that picks at the minds of us players. Trying to find the contradicting statements in the games ^^ A little like playing a lawyer >>

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Snowdude635

Jan. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Dont but the deer repellent they said. You wont find a deer in the city they said.

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XanWasting

Jan. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) the game is great, as it makes people think, and in a way that we can actually profit from IRL. however, the key to the discussion being something as abstract and subjective as 'nature of morality', i disagreed a few times with "me disagreeing with some of the philosophers", other times those retorts were a bit forced. but, all in all, given an awkward topic as such, plot was planned out really nice.

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BlockSaver

Jan. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game was AMAZING! It made me think and had a great challenge to it. I would recommend this to people who love a challenge.

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crimsonlade

Jan. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Bambi may look cute but that deer is a little monster XD just from that I want to carry on with the story.

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TigBench

Jan. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The title is a fragment of a proverb "Good is what holy says"

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cyndasaur

Jan. 08, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I can't even. I tried so hard.

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ProfAnonymous

Jan. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This was surprisingly good, like the Phoenix Wright series but i can't help but wonder if things could've been easier if he just went to the afterlife full of numbers and completed a challenge there.I mean, it would be easier for him, being an accountant.

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degon2192

Jan. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's a shame relevance only came into play in the tutorial stage.

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degon2192

Jan. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Hobbes, I am officially branding you as this games Edgeworth.

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degon2192

Jan. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of Phoenix Wright...IN A GOOD WAY!!! :)

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demigod163

Jan. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Easiest 5-star rating I've given since I Saw Her Standing There. References to like EVERY MAJOR PHILOSOPHER EVER (plus Turing), Phoenix Wright-style gameplay, and a dude with a skull mask. This game is AWESOME.

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natdead

Jan. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just can't believe i would enjoy a philosophy game that much, it really reminded me of phoenix wright with all these nonsence things :d I just couldnt stand philosophy in class, i guess i learned some things here :D. I though we would defy socrate's winning theory at the end, but I guess it would mean that the game's maker would have had to find out a theory better than all the others XD sounds pretty hard to do. Anyway this game is just really well-made, and you can spend quite alot of time on it. I hope there'll be some kind of sequel to this (or is there one already ?). 6/5

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mccrackend90

Dec. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) " No morality is the circumference of the moooooooooonnnn!"

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rougewarrior_49

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Here I am, watching my limited understanding of morality, life, humans, and happiness being torn apart by a semi-dead, confused, and unkempt accountant... (-.-;)

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Hamutal

Dec. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i've done the prologue and game was not autosaved, i cant pass the repellent guy simply by...

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supernovaig

Dec. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Really amazing game! Everything's well put, the insights on moral philosophy are great, even the analysis over the philosophies are well-done. Great game, one of my favorites!

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mccrackend90

Dec. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, that game was very well put out.

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bweeze

Dec. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like the overall idea of the game, but the long and laborious method to getting answers that you already know is both annoying and irritating.

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Littlefreak100

Dec. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This may or may not be Pheonix Wright, Investment edition.

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heylan

Dec. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Completing the game; check!

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lachlan17

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) hilomilo

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VEXZ0R

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if u ask for backing the third argument of euthyphro he mentions that the gods created the world in seven days, but until what I know, that isn't from his time's believes, its from the bible, which says there exists only one god, and for his time is believes, there were at least 10.

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VEXZ0R

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I don't understand, in the first chapter its said that "things are good because gods like them" what say that gods don't like mankind, because mankind is not good, if the gods liked it, it would be good.

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titan_m

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If I can help translating (to Hungarian, my mother tongue), just tell :)

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bearsouth

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Might've shed a tear the first time I finished this.:)

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NekoKawashu

Dec. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Love the NONESES! Voice of Kant!

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titan_m

Dec. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hey! Great game. Is there a way to get it translated to other languages than the 3 already in the game? I think many people could learn from it.

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

Working on it!

Tyler924

Dec. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Socrates: "What if the dying man was the joker?" Ari: "But...Batman would NEVER let the Joker die. Even he would think you should help in that case." Arbiter: "Indeed. Batman would be ashamed of you for suggesting otherwise." 5/5, beautifully scripted.

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BerryPolter

Dec. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Save sistem doesn't work anymore...

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WillDeRegio

Dec. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "One cannot simply choose to ignore gravity" -Kant "...I can." -Arbiter

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HiroSensei

Dec. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) FYI if you want some help but you don't want to use a guide, look up the philosophical codes mentioned, objections to them, and/or the philosophers themselves. Such sources are actually quite helpful.

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manticore13

Dec. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, as much as I hate Kants writings and ideals, his debate is hilarious.

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Mjeat

Nov. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) love the arbiter he is kind of cool

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dude33369

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or does Protagoras look just like the deer repellent salesman?

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