Games Achievements My Kong Sign In

Comments for Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

« Back to Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Atalia1423

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) GAH I READ THE HISTORY OF THE SOCRATIC ARGUMENT BETWEEN EUTHYPHRO BUT IT"S HARD TO GET TO WITH THE IDEA SLATE.

+ - !

(-1)

iromnilutin

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ehhhhh there is only 1 thing I can say about this game , it's .... NONSENCE you can say a whole lot more about it ... NONSENCE I can only say it's a good game ... NONSENCE it's a great game ... NONSENCE IT'S ONE OF HE BEST GAMES EVER ... NONSENCE it IS the best game ever ... NONSENCE oh wait , it is , sorry

+ - !

(-2)

Oshii_7

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh! It would be nice to have a text log. :)

+ - !

(1)

Oshii_7

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ace Attorney? 5/5

+ - !

(2)

clrlessrainbow

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love this! Very reminiscent of Phoenix Wright games. :)

+ - !

(0)

moneyelf

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game! 6/5! I'll be a philosopher!

+ - !

(0)

mati13

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Beautiful game :)

+ - !

(0)

ultrapowerpie

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god, I LOVE the Phoenx Wright games that you based this off of/were inspired by. This game is both entertaining and educational! What more could you want beside Billy's Deer Repellent??!!

+ - !

(4)

czardeathshead

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I came close to nearly hating this game thanks to the tutorial and level 1 but after that the game actually became rather good. However the game crashes a lot (at least for me it does) which severely hampered my enjoyment of the game. While the questions and challenges mechanic worked fairly well I think that a better mechanic to go with would be to pick a line of dialog as the challenge thing was a little obtuse at times. Over all I think you had a marvelous idea but that the idea was executed rather poorly. But please do make more games like this, it's rather interesting to battle with people without guns or swords but with words.

+ - !

(1)

EchoLoco

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love this so much!!! After reading a post about from a flash game maker about how they think flash gaming is dying I've been worrying about whether or not they could be right. Then, you come out of nowhere and make something original, thought-provoking, and fun. I really appreciate that!

+ - !

(1)

treetochi

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) NONSENSE!

+ - !

(3)

Atalia1423

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I suddenly realized Ari says "Purple is the best color." because she's wearing purple and you say green is because you're wearing green. XD

+ - !

(1)

G_Force

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How to beat the last guy?

+ - !

(1)

zanjuc

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show)

+ - !

(-12)

Gnomeface

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is a great game and was really enjoyable. I love this genre, even though it's not really a genre, and it was well executed. I just wish it wasn't so painful whenever I saw the problem in a sentence, but then I had to use the commands to pick apart at his statements until I can finally point out the problem. I suppose there's not to much of a way around this, though.

+ - !

(14)

isamoos

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) nice but very hard (i come not fhurter than level 2

+ - !

(1)

wakymanik

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The game reminds me of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorny

+ - !

(3)

ArgentDuergar

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The characters' faces as they speak are AWESOME!

+ - !

(2)

Meep42

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "One cannot simply choose to ignore gravity!" "...I can." 5/5

+ - !

(2)

CoolTapes

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm afraid to criticize this game, because your rebuttal might make me look like a fool. Gotta think... is my argument sound?... Ok, here goes. Because humans are flawed, they sometimes click too early during the scenes between debates. Such scenes are an important part of the game's entertainment value. Therefore, it would be nice if there was a short backlog so you could immediately go back and read any accidentally skipped text with a minimum of hassle. If it happens during a debate, you can just ask the same question or use the same challenge again, but no such option exists during the other scenes. And, once the game autosaves, the missing line is gone forever unless you start over from the beginning. So, a backlog would be quite, uh... salubrious.

+ - !

(2)

Vincios

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game. Not much more to say... 5/5 and fav

+ - !

(1)

Nocturne_98

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Now we need a sequel from the deer's POV, where he goes to deer limbo and debates all the famous deer philosophers.

+ - !

(5)

Debauchee

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game really deserves "philosophical" tag, as opposed to many pretensious platformers and indie games. The only problem with it, is that I don't see how dialogue tree branches out. I can only assume, what Jones will say. If I figure out a counterargument, it still takes time to understand, what will trigger it in the game.

+ - !

(3)

DrOctagonapusbla

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This was the most wonderful game on Kongregate I've ever played. I learned things about philosophy I never learned in school and it was fun while I learned. You people from the developing team really, really rock. I only have one question to ask: When I'm in NYC, why do I have to drive through a forest to get to school?

+ - !

(2)

kisamerolz

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) one of the philosophers that charged at jones at the start said the solution already bfore the debate started

+ - !

(1)

Monkey_Man1

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I was hoping that the final challenge would have to be "your face is ugly"

+ - !

(0)

GoreText

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game. But next time I think I shall just take the deer repellant!

+ - !

(0)

G_Force

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love the leaning against the fourth wall aplied in the discussion with Mill. "Might make a great game though" Overall epic game. Taught me a lot.

+ - !

(1)

Caimekaze

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is really fun. But the Phoenix Wright world reference was my favourite. I am glad you guys are so self aware.

+ - !

(1)

IrOwning

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show)

+ - !

(-3)

Imodium

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show)

+ - !

(-6)

dubesor

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A fun, Ace Attorney-esque , humorous and educational game. Truly unique. I'm not the hugest fan of philosophy but this was very interesting, also I can see this type of gameplay offering plenty of opportunities for successful sequels featuring other themes. I loved it.

+ - !

(2)

kogut9

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I feel that socrates missed one important point. What if the great thinker said same answer that Jones? The first arbiter couldn't refuse that option by history. Everything match to this.

+ - !

(0)

Avaruushiiri

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think I'm in love. Can I please give all of my money to you to make a Pro Philosopher franchise, educate everyone who plays games, and make the world a better place?

+ - !

(0)

SinVoker

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Thank you for this game, i always wanted too but struggled learning some basic philosophy without reading long lines of text that seem to head nowhere.

+ - !

(0)

L1ght5h0w

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm with Ari. I figured the ending out about 30 minutes before I finished.

+ - !

(0)

kogut9

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I have to find “the nature of morality”... wait a minute! 1. If i call dog “the nature of morality”, it will called “the nature of morality” 2. Arbiter cant tell me how does “the nature of morality” must look like because he would give me the answer Am i right?

+ - !

(2)

PROJECTJOEY

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game was thoroughly enjoyable, though hard and getting stuck sometimes; it was the perfect way to spend an afternoon, broadening our mind to several opinions. 5/5 Author, GG.

+ - !

(0)

alan_keemdale

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) First and foremost - loved it. This game is very nicely done, makes good points and the ending is spot on. Also Phoenix Wright reference, yay. The only problem was inability to present the points I _really_ want to present, but no such option is given. Not as though it CAN be given, but it irritates a bit - in a game that requires actual thinking abd analyzing of arguments, if game doesnt' present you an opportunity to say something close to what you want, it breaks the gameplay a bit. But I'm grateful to even be able to rise this point - it shows how well this game is. 5/5 overall, great job. (and sorry for my english)

+ - !

(1)

qwasek

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After finishg game I must say that it's biggest flaw is, well, big jumps. Few times(2 I think) I found myself knowing what is wrong, but unsure on what to click for best effect. I do realize that it's impossible to account for everything, and it's still great game. It also looks great as a whole. As I tend to look at games from design PoV,at middle of game I realized what will be final answer, and got very curious how it'll be handled. After finishing game, I think it was handled very well. Overall, after completion it gave me feel of game where everything important is very polished, and completion is very satysfying. And earlier 5/5 is entirely justified. Only sad thing - it's over, and due to form,it neither has great replay value(as you already know how to lead discussion, and 'dead branches' don't give any interesting results, game is linear), nor I can see how it would be possible to create sequel, but maybe it's just me not knowing enough 'universal questions'. Still great game.

+ - !

(2)

MarcusLow

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wish there was some way to fast forward the text, or at least make the text appear immediately and not scroll. Otherwise it's a fun game!

+ - !

(0)

Ace_Blue

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I laughed, I thought, I got frustrated, and I think I might even have learned a few things. Really great game, well designed, well written. I am very impressed.

+ - !

(1)

drnoam

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can honestly say I've never before played a game that made me wag my finger at the screen and argue with cartoon characters. "No! That's wrong!" :)

+ - !

(1)

JeDis

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Maaaan I wanted Nietzsche q.q

+ - !

(3)

astronautalisfan

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I was really impressed with this until I looked up the gameplay of Ace Attorney.

+ - !

(2)

Renegatehunter24

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show)

+ - !

(-21)

omnifool

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) By the way, when you create a game that makes me feel like a badass by cutting through core philosophies, and then makes me feel like sh*t for feeling like a badass (good lord, ari...) then, i do believe you've made a hell of a game.

+ - !

(2)

gem_west

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Excellent game! Very well done in virtually every aspect. I have spent many years debating philosophy, but I never imagined it would translate this well to a game format. The only thing that I'm disappointed about was that my other teacher (the first being Socrates himself) was only mentioned...not brought out. I would have loved to have seen your take on Nietzsche's work. 6/5 regardless though.

+ - !

(1)

Erinlove

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I get frustrated with the game because I just want to say that it doesn't make sense and why it doesn't make sense. I don't always understand which magical cross examine will start his spiel.

+ - !

(3)

railfun

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It kind of sucks having studied ethics enough to have meaningful discussions on euthyphro, but being unable to navigate the control system well enough to play the game.

+ - !

(4)

  • add a comment
Developers Players Support YouTube TikTok X (Twitter) LinkedIn
Join the conversation Join Discord
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Code of Conduct
© 2026 Kongregate