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Rathonje

Jan. 11, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Beat the game. Did not get the badges. Would still heartily recommend. The philosophers were well represented, the humor was on point, and it it managed to dodge the massive levels of pretention that might seem inherent to the premise. A beautifully executed game.

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spyluis

Jan. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I bought the deer repellent after completing the game the long way. I won! (I think)

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Rising_Dragon

Dec. 30, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "Hey dad, you can do more than just ask questions.Sometimes that just doesn't cut it." A that moment, I thought she was gonna give me a stick.

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DanteLawless

Dec. 29, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games in this site

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plasmastorm36

Dec. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Should have bought deer repellant

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Caligirl90

Dec. 22, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Well disappointed I didn't get my badges when I didn't lose to anyone! I know this site hates Chrome, but I get them for other games on here with how I have it set up so not sure what happened.

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kelvinluk

Dec. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) i like the change of music. So good when it comes to harpischord for kant.

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MathematicalTea

Dec. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) @Bladesinger Though I do not believe in the existence of a god, I find that your premise is accurate. Modern science has essentially proven the non-existence of any definite morality. However, this does not mean that your argument is illogical, given the context. Well said indeed.

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MathematicalTea

Dec. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of my new favorite games. If you ever do a sequel to this, it will be much appreciated.

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Bladesinger

Dec. 10, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Interestingly, the first part of Eutrypho's argument really only falls apart under the premise of polytheism. Monotheism would obviously sidestep this difficulty. The second part, the question of if good is good because God commands it or God commands it because it is good, becomes a moot point if we consider God to be a being who's nature constitutes what is good. In this case, God commands good because it aligns with his nature and being, and thus the origin and nature of good is bound up in the being of God. So God does command good things because they are good, but the source of that goodness isn't coming from an arbitrary, higher source. And concerning the idea that good is good simply because it is commanded, this is a flawed statement that assumes the command is arbitrary and self-existent. If I say something true, the truth value of that statement does not SIMPLY rest on me saying it; it holds regardless. But if I don't say it, then I'm not speaking the truth.

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Felcanavi

Dec. 01, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) 0/69 IGN, not enough desk slamming.

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Somelame

Nov. 26, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I'm having trouble getting past the Greek religious Euthyphro.

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Antimarik

Nov. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "(Arrogant son of a...)---"

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KahnUt

Nov. 09, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "I had just realized........ that OVER HALF of us have facial hair" - Kant's last words

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theXGRaptorx

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I want to die. The fact that my daughter is making me listen to a salesman trying to sell me Deer Repellent shows me that I'm a terrible parent.

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jwilliams546

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Socrates Jones: Ace Attorney!

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faylinameir

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) doesn't award badges even with refresh. ROYAL pain in the butt and the game is boring.

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TheElementalWar

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Started debating with the Arbiter, and looked at the idea slate (once the other philosophers came to help me out). NO WAY I'M TELLING THE ARBITER HIS FACE IS UGLY!

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thealtor

Nov. 06, 2017

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Topher432

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) So, it's probably a thing on my end, but I beat the game and both achievements have not been unlocked, which from their description, should be impossible! Other than that, very intuitive game play! Through the philosophy of it all, the game really challenges finite concepts, which are easier to pick apart and implode their beliefs. Remember kids, closed minds learn nothing new.

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VoiZod

Nov. 06, 2017

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Kenaron

Nov. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my God this is boring. You have to resort to brute force on these because there are plain and obvious statements you aren't allowed to suggest. This is a very poor implementation of the original idea.

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nocade

Oct. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Why Kant, seriously screw that guy...

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Gameguy602

Oct. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I like how you can yell FIRE!! twice in a row with no penalty, even after the Arbiter tells you not to cause any panic.

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jacoubfarah

Oct. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I Will give you an heart attack With the power of Logic!!

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jojofalo

Oct. 23, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) After several Debates with the world most influent philosophers, I come to realise... The only one who was right all along was Billy and his Deer Repellants. For sure he is the most wise Human in History.

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EricaJ40

Oct. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) @Timekiller74 evidently we did lol and I'd never noticed that before

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ArtuurS9

Oct. 09, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) nice dat er nederlandse suport is

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IffaN1

Sep. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) i have complete the game...now...where's my badges? This is... NONSENSE!

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Skohri

Aug. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) So I just realized... The Arbiter says he likes Socrates Jones's green sweater-vest, which is - as he claims - the best colour. And the Socrates Prime's face and hair are green, too. :D Anyway, a great, challenging, educational and funny game!

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JenniferH89

Aug. 22, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "might make for an interesting game, though..." Is this in reference to the Ace Attorney series, or a game of your own?

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jazon_kon

Aug. 10, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Great game! I finished it but didn't get either achievement in Chrome though.

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jacob713

Aug. 08, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) i want a sequel

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byte0

Aug. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "I can't see what's wrong with yelling FIRE!!!!" xD Great!

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MEGAMAMMU

Jul. 22, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) this is infinitely hard but still fun

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Eamb

Jul. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I need more of these philosophy games PLS

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Antimarik

Jul. 19, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "We have come to help!" (but does absolutly nothing while the rest fill up the thought slate)

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IItiaratyonII

Jul. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) You know, this would be infinitely easier if they came to the realization that they cant be right because they havent gotten a wish...

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The__Critic

Jun. 25, 2017

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Kevin_Returned

Jun. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I think it's worth noting that the easy badge is an endurance badge.

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PatriceB4

Jun. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) one of the best games ive ever played here !!! i LOVED IT . very interesting , makes my brain works the way i like it the most , brings culture up and is a good challenges to logical debating .... i would be TREMENDDUSLY HAPPY if you were to make another one!!!! 5/5 and favorited without doubts

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kingskybomber14

May. 31, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, though there were a few points like at the very end where I felt that I knew what was flawed without the clarifications, and as such I felt no need to ask for them, which made it quite frustrating at some points.

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DubaiBunnies

May. 31, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Excellent game

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Ambidextrous

May. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Protogoras:Surely you must remember me, we debated in Athens a millennia ago Socrates:Uhh... Dumbledore?? XD

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maximum6ride

May. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) really great game 9999999/10

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Tunteg332

May. 17, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Is there a way to download the game?

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FelixH9

May. 13, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) So, who is the real arbiter? Friedrich Nietzsche or Socrates? Maybe, Friedrich Nietzsche is the 1st and Socrates is the 2nd?

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NathanS555

May. 07, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) That was wonderful, and I can agree with the main character's view in its currently stated form. I hope to see more games of this type in the future, (of similar or better quality hopefully). Truly an amazing experience. Thank you.

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NathanS555

May. 07, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I think I like the word "neinsense" XD

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NathanS555

May. 07, 2017

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