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I hate madagascar, they always close their shipyards as soon as the game starts, and you can't ever start there, if i did, i would have the president madagascar assasin badge already
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Madagascar prersident talks to official
Of: Sir, we've discovered a virus that can be easily cured, that cannot kill anyone, but makes people sneeze.
President: OMFG! The world is ending, close the ports , close the borders, i want this place as locked down as a max security prision.
OF: But Sir, it can be cured, and it only causes sneezing.
President: I don't care, we're all gonna die!!
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I love this game. I like watching both the infected and alive numbers in each country count down to 0. Very satisfying.
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yes best thing happened i start in *wait for it * Madagascar is where my disease YES!
oh SH*T i have to restart my comp for an update F*CK
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Dear nauto, I HAVE WAITED 6 AND A HALF BLOODY HOURS AND HAVE STILL NOT INFECTED BLOODY MADAGASCAR! P.S i followed your instuctions. D:
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I infected everyone everywhere except madagascar and i still didnt get the achievment "infect 2/3 of the worlds population?!?
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best feeling ever Madagascar has had everything closed for three days then disease arrives in Madagascar worst feeling ever later in that game oh yeah I killed everything wait a second Greenland's clean nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Rulers of Africa: My goodness! Everyone's sneezing and other wise staying healthy! Hand out non infected water, gas masks, and burn the bodies! We must survive!!! American President: Go away, I'm busy pretending to do my job!
Ruler of Greenland: Who cares if the entire world is dying? Let's just leave our airports and seaports open for no reason except to risk more infection!
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Rulers of Africa: My goodness! Everyone's sneezing and other wise staying healthy! Hand out non infected water, gas masks, and burn the bodies! We must survive!!! American President: Go away, I'm busy pretending to do my job!
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Rulers of Africa: My goodness! Everyone's sneezing and other wise staying healthy! Hand out non infected water, gas masks, and burn the bodies! We must survive!!!
American President: Go away, I'm busy.
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What ?! 6 days after the beginning, they want a vaccine. 9 days after, they have it ! Not in realistic... I thought realistic was harder...
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President of Madagascar: Thoes poor saps, we never ever get infected!
Advisor: Sir, a new virus has appeared in Madagascar.
President of Madagascar: :#@$#%
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how can a disease be spotted if it causes no symptoms or ill effects, and in that case, how can it be considered a disease at all?
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United States is suffering from widespread flooding
2 seconds later
United States is suffering from widespread drought
... what?
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every one is infected... thousands of deaths a day... every habour is closed... and there is one ship left on the seas :D
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Its bad enough how hard it is to get to Madagascar if it weren't for the fact that only about 2 ships seem to visit in the first month, and by that point its closed.
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Wait let me get this straight... Mexico has airport, hospitals, shipyards, and schools but they cant afford to buy a bottle of water, buy passports, or even get 1 drug out of Mexico? Wow