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Why hasnt the military recruited this bird yet? Haha, I can imagine it now "alright charlie, you got a bird in the air." "Rodger that. Designation?" "uhhh that would be Birdinator." Charlie captain pauses and looks at his men. " Could you repeat that?" "Designation- Birdinator." A tear rolls down the captains bloodied face. "We're saved boys. We're saved." and then they chugged allllll the beer with their new friend birdinator. It will be a good day.
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uhh... what did this game just tried to download on my computer? my anti-virus stoped it in time, but then i seached it up... WHAT THE HECK DEV THAT WAS A VIRUS MAKER IT PUTS SPYWARE, MALWARE, EVERY SINGLE VIRUS TYPE, RIGHT ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!
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ehh its okay but seriously a bird with a laser shooting eye and owls everywhere at day time and not enough bugs and hillbillys with jet packs...yeah tha happens in real life
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oh yeah and it doesnt have as good graphics as toss the turtle but nobody cares about the graphics except for game freaks....
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this game is soooo epic idk why it is rated lower than toss the turtle bcos this game is way more exciting and supirior to it in almost every way, the only two things i can think of that it has less of than toss the turtle is upgrades/game length and achivements , but if you make a birdonator 2 which is much longer i think you will surely beat that toss the turtle game (tbh on toss the turtle i started to feel physically sick trying to earn the easy badge because it was so boring and i was struggling)
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I wish more launcher games would take this approach! The campaign is long enough to not be a letdown, but isn't grueling. I especially liked the fact that each launch is from the last crashsite, you don't keep traveling the same ground to reach 3000ft past your last jump. It added a positive sense of progression. That and the control you had of The Birdinator was a welcome change from just hoping you would hit the right things. 5/5
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Three things the shooters are they grannies cause they look like it, why do they keep shooting u after the level ends, and whats with the ending? Creep developer.
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I'm not sure what I just played. Or how I even got here.
On an unrelated note, I don't think that 'game pirate' is the best message to send in the environment of today's internet.
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wait..were those bullets moving at negitive speeds? Cause I was going faster then them, and they were moving in the opposite direction of me... Whoa.